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# and you did this with a microwave how?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Simple
1) Put juice carton in microwave.
2) Put microwave in the freezer/ Magnetic North Pole
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# that doesn't sound simple to me
... but then perhaps you're more complex than I am and simplicity is relative...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# parsnip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Reverse the polarity on the microwave emitter
So it takes away energy instead...
Edit : Damn you, Barbarossa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That would be only correct if themagnatron put heat in in the first place:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That's how microwaves work, yes
Or how they don't work, if you follow my modification advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# .
nothing wrong with microwave cooling.
it works in somewhat the same way as laser cooling, but different.
oh, this is not the place for this discussion. :)
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# I thought microwave ovens worked by oscillating certain molecules with the e/m waves.
I can see using that to cool something being much more difficult than using lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# .
I don't understand either. :)
It's something to do with raising atoms energy states and
then there is some kind of emission when the field state collapses.
Or else it utilizes the cold clammy sensation you get after eating a Rustlers microwave burger.
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# Well, there has to be some purpose for rustlers burgers.
They're certainly not appropriate for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I said it first
EDIT: Tee Hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# yes you did
have a lolly pop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Thanks, I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I know how to reverse the polarity on things (turn the batteries around)
I'm just not sure it would work on a microwave...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# HE REVERSED THE POLARITY
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Turn microwave inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# stick the plug in some tizer
and dance naked around the resulting fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, the sacred 'Darling I broke the Microwave' dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *skips around banging wooden spoons together*
COME AND JOIN THE DANCE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *puts on Nirvana*
*bangs pots and pans*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# You're not NAKED Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# YES I AM. Take off those silly glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# 'Darling I broke the microwave - so let's do it' dance
never fails.

and with that lurid thought I shall leave you all to reminisce about me while I'm away.

Until the morra - toodle pips
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hah
'HiLoveI'veBrokenThisButDoYouWantABlowjob?'

as fast as I can. Always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# "I don't know I was looking forward to putting my cock in the microwave.
Been fattening it up for weeks."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)