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[challenge entry] keep your distance

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Terror RIS
#:(
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# ahhh
this is an interesting style of ris, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I would keep 500 miles
if the sign said i had to
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I would walk 500 miles
if the sign said I had to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# and I would walk 500 more
if the sign said I had to
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# "When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be..."
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Ima rissing like a nazi collaborator
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# "keep apart 2 chevrons"
so he kept apart 2 chevrons all the way until the bloke stopped and asked why he was following him

it's an old Dave Spikey gag, not that funny but I can't think of anymore "literal signs" at the moment

/goes back to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# chevrons?
where's the Stargate element ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# hahahaha Amy Winehouse has allegedly punched a fan while singing at Glastonbury
where can she go from here? slagging off the queen? shitting on a picture of the pope? killing children on stage?

Maybe it should be next week's image challenge :D

*edit - now with footage news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7479092.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# "where can she go from here? slagging off the queen? shitting on a picture of the pope? killing children on stage?"
I'm betting on drug fueled death.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
betting hoping

Obvious really
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I personally thought JAY-Z kicked fucking ass
He's not my favouritest rapper in the world, I'm not really into this new fangled commercial rap, but he put on a great show and shoved a big metal dildo up the asses of the nay-sayers who said he didn't belong there.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# His cover of Wonderwall made me laugh
anything sticking two fingers up at Oasis gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# that's it take the easy option
I'm hoping for "wrestling Prince Charles to the floor and breaking his nose at Lakeside Thurrock while signing photos of paedophilia and handing them out to fans"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You're a glass half full person.
I bet you 50p that I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# coward, playing it safe with early death!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Coward! Not accepting the bet!
Because you know you'll lose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# What a sterling suggestion!
I think you should animate that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# To be fair, it looked more like someone grabbed her and she attempted to yank herself away
However, the attempted guitar playing by her on stage was a true act of brutality.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# oh dear, stupid woman is stupid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# " Amy Winehouse 'lashes out' at fan"
'Amy Winehouse lashes out at "fan"'
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I'm afraid I have to agree


edit: OH! I get it now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ris man please don't hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# and, I might add
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahahahha
the 3rd and 1st ones are bestest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I also have "national ris monument" image
but I can't find the damn thing, plus I keep trying to redo it and making it worse everytime

quality artworks a speciality :D

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)