I am not into Horoscopes - so you can have this ¬
From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)
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From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)
( , Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
he won an election OKAY?
it's not a Brittish Colony you know - for fucks sake! Why must you attempt to sully something so pure and honest as a free and open election where people can vote for who they want to and they all vote for him?
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:40,
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Collabos the crab knew his destiny was not on the land
but in the sea...
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:34,
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I don't use the glove, I use the claw,
so keep the fuck away, from my car
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:41,
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i am a lion
i mostly make a lot of noise, eat, sleep and let the ladies do the hard work.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:35,
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I'm Parsley the Lion.
I've got a t shirt to this effect, it must be true.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:49,
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My star sign is like a bit like an Information Commisioner who is holding this awesome falcon
on his arm and he's swaying a bit because he's drunk like 5 bottles of beer and he's drunk but he's totally just pretending because he wants you to think he's drunk and he could really drink like 8 bottles and be way fine still. Awesome.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:46,
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clearly this is the best star sign
anyone who thinks their star sign is better is wrong.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:49,
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