
Everyone is now looking at me and you are all bastards!

Bwaaarsterds!
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02,
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a bit like people who drive their 4x4 from their suburb to the shops, wearing a ski-jacket and hiking boots.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16,
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Fucking impossible. You either get shit mock ones made for poncey posers or ridiculously expensive ones, for poncey posers who spend fuck loads on clothes.
I swear the downfall of society can be tracked by the lack of wearing of hats.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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I swear the downfall of society can be tracked by the lack of wearing of hats.

the only hat I have is a big baggy beaney type thing, because it is the only hat in the world big enough to accommodate my massive skull and hair.
I recently bought a hat, tried on in the shop and seemed ok, it was the largest size they had. When I came to wear it, it constantly rode up my head, trying to leave me. I looked like an unkempt stan laurel.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23,
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I recently bought a hat, tried on in the shop and seemed ok, it was the largest size they had. When I came to wear it, it constantly rode up my head, trying to leave me. I looked like an unkempt stan laurel.

I thought it was Bruce Campbell working in a nursing home.
"They're nearly dead...and after that there's no coming back."
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03,
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"They're nearly dead...and after that there's no coming back."

but I think working at a nursing home would be a bad career move. He'd never be sure whether they were alive, or undead... Unless he wasted them all with a chainsaw and looked out for the ones who were still moving.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:11,
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Although he had just buried her so that sort of made sense so far as weaponry goes.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14,
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he subdued some parts of her for a short amount of time.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19,
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Don't you just hack the body apart into pieces until you can shove all the parts under buckets.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:26,
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It's a while since I saw ED2 but I think he hit his wife with the spade... then cut her head off with the chainsaw, then put her head in the vice, where she said lots of swearies, then he cut her head in half with the chainsaw.
I think that sorted most of it, until he had to fight his own hand.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30,
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I think that sorted most of it, until he had to fight his own hand.