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# clansoul?
Edit: also
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Needs more hat...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# 2nd Office LOL in 5 minutes!

Everyone is now looking at me and you are all bastards!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not
my mother loved that sailor
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Say it in a Keanu Reeves in Dracula voice... go on!
Bwaaarsterds!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# eh?


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Look in my profile
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# haha
A young Terry Nutkins indeed.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Waste of a good hat...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You're just jealous because you don't have one
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# And thusly I prove you wrong.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Crikey :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# not that good really.
a bit like people who drive their 4x4 from their suburb to the shops, wearing a ski-jacket and hiking boots.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Well have you tried finding a good hat these days?
Fucking impossible. You either get shit mock ones made for poncey posers or ridiculously expensive ones, for poncey posers who spend fuck loads on clothes.

I swear the downfall of society can be tracked by the lack of wearing of hats.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hats don't fit me
the only hat I have is a big baggy beaney type thing, because it is the only hat in the world big enough to accommodate my massive skull and hair.

I recently bought a hat, tried on in the shop and seemed ok, it was the largest size they had. When I came to wear it, it constantly rode up my head, trying to leave me. I looked like an unkempt stan laurel.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I seeeeeeeeee . . .
/doesn't see at all


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he has a hat
I think he wants to be like you.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
#
like


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# + on
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
on in
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ARGH THE CHIN!!!!!!!!!!


;-)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D
Not you, you big silly!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha

and woo Springer!! :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha ha. oh christy.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# That is great!
Psycho 2 if i'm not mistaken
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i believe so
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# it is indeed
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was Bruce Campbell working in a nursing home.

"They're nearly dead...and after that there's no coming back."
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I don't think Campbell would be daft enough to use a spade as a weapon on these fuckers.
but I think working at a nursing home would be a bad career move. He'd never be sure whether they were alive, or undead... Unless he wasted them all with a chainsaw and looked out for the ones who were still moving.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# He killed his girlfriend with a spade in Evil Dead 2.
Although he had just buried her so that sort of made sense so far as weaponry goes.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he didnt kill her though
he subdued some parts of her for a short amount of time.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Can you even kill the deadites in Evil Dead, I haven't seen it in ages.
Don't you just hack the body apart into pieces until you can shove all the parts under buckets.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha yes
It's a while since I saw ED2 but I think he hit his wife with the spade... then cut her head off with the chainsaw, then put her head in the vice, where she said lots of swearies, then he cut her head in half with the chainsaw.

I think that sorted most of it, until he had to fight his own hand.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)