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or is that the other, deformed cheek?
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54,
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Wales-The beer-belly of Britain.
Which is actually a compliment.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49,
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Which is actually a compliment.

but it started veering off in an odd direction and going shit

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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50,
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the original intent was to be a play on the german 'inselaffen' ('island monkeys' - what they call english football fans)
he was going to be a monkey throwing his own shit, but i gave up on it
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:58,
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he was going to be a monkey throwing his own shit, but i gave up on it

oh no, hang on. cumbria comment below's right. lancashire's been absorbed into the upper belly

shurely.... All those greedy, red rodents with pointy ears....
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:53,
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what's she going to give birth to?
(looks a bit like marge simpson like that, you know)
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49,
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(looks a bit like marge simpson like that, you know)

to separate two stuck glasses (put it in warm water up to the top of the first glass, filled the second one with cold water)
but it didn't work
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:00,
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but it didn't work

I took a glass straight out of the dishwasher after it had been running and poured myself a glass of milk.
The sound of the glass cracking sounded like a milk-top faling on our laminate floor, so I looked down to find no milk-top which I considered strange, even stranger I had the milk-top in my hand.
Then I realised the glass was cracked.
Length? I realised the glass had cracked and got a new one. I cooled it off with drops of water first.
/QOTW story.
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Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:11,
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The sound of the glass cracking sounded like a milk-top faling on our laminate floor, so I looked down to find no milk-top which I considered strange, even stranger I had the milk-top in my hand.
Then I realised the glass was cracked.
Length? I realised the glass had cracked and got a new one. I cooled it off with drops of water first.
/QOTW story.