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[challenge entry] Apologies
I'm running late, so no time to spend on this one.


From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha bellyback!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# 'tis a bootylicious butt
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# What's that thing above it then?
or is that the other, deformed cheek?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Tis good.
Wales-The beer-belly of Britain.
Which is actually a compliment.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i started something similar once
but it started veering off in an odd direction and going shit
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# haha
Kangeroony
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# that's a good idea
the original intent was to be a play on the german 'inselaffen' ('island monkeys' - what they call english football fans)
he was going to be a monkey throwing his own shit, but i gave up on it
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# haha sounds too complicated
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# and
Liverpool-the tit of England
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# nipple's a bit too far inland
i'd say about ormskirk
oh no, hang on. cumbria comment below's right. lancashire's been absorbed into the upper belly
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Formby..
shurely.... All those greedy, red rodents with pointy ears....
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# haha
what's she going to give birth to?

(looks a bit like marge simpson like that, you know)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *annoyed grunt*


(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# But(ter)!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# In related news : Science
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# i tried using sceince earlier
to separate two stuck glasses (put it in warm water up to the top of the first glass, filled the second one with cold water)
but it didn't work
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I did science accidentally the other day
I took a glass straight out of the dishwasher after it had been running and poured myself a glass of milk.
The sound of the glass cracking sounded like a milk-top faling on our laminate floor, so I looked down to find no milk-top which I considered strange, even stranger I had the milk-top in my hand.
Then I realised the glass was cracked.
Length? I realised the glass had cracked and got a new one. I cooled it off with drops of water first.
/QOTW story.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Whack a good elbow at the point of stuck-ness.
They'll either slide apart or shatter all over your elbow.
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Titcumbria!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Extra points for moobs
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)