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# or...
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
The office is very quiet today and I just erupted into raucous laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o/
finally I understand what 'clammy hands' is a euphemism for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# THAT'S RUDE.
*mary whitehouses*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I always assumed she'd be really
experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# If watching sex and violence on TV has the effect on people she claimed
then she must have been fucking dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's the logic I followed
"... cor this is fooking filth; I most stop other people from watching it, after I flick miself off"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Office Guffaw
not a nice mental image tho, I just hope no one shops a pic of mary flickin herself off.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# yeah
let's tempt fate by suggesting thing's b3tans shouldn't do...

you're messing with powers beyond the comprehension of mortal men... unless you're using reverse psychology (then you're messing with powers beyond the comprehension of me).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Damn
You sussed me
But no one is sick enough to shop a pic of Mary whitehouse flicking her bean.
Are they?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8528567
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# a boning knife?
it's nice to use specific tools
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# you ought to specify their size or weight too
for authenticity, like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# big and fat.
you shouldn't get too technical, i'm female, remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# "...what colour was the car that hit you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# white
the bus that hit me was red, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# red before it hit you or after?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# before
i nearly killed the bitch who pushed me in front of it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hoorah!
yes! that's exactly what he'd need.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# indeed.
a boning knife and a big fucking hammer.
for fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# fuckhammers?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "gimme your money or i'll do stabbing"
this makes me glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# RIS?
ow! my fucking eyes!! They are bleeding!!! got a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, i did have
but it's fucked off somewhere and flickr's mangled this one and made it all small. bah. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# FUCKHAMMERS!
I too will never do stabbing



....again.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i can't see
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaah
Fucking hell!

God it's slow, News letter subject line yet?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oaww :(
'Lo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# 'lo to you :D
i'm waiting for the newsletter, too. i might clean up once i'v read it.
then again, i might play twilight princess and fuck the dishes off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# who wouldn't
done that toddler in and airplane animation yet?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)