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# Probably to see a chinese surgeon.
'Hello dr wang, can i have 4 eyeballs, a left hand, some shaving cream, some lube and a penis please?'

'Oh and a mouth for my wife'
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# why would you give your wife a mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Oral?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# The key word is "wife"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# LOLz
Tough choice. Live without oral & Without nagging. Perhaps some sort of off switch would solve the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# off switch = back of your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# of course i didn't..
who said i did?


she walked into a door, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# arf!!
i love your sig!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# cheers muchly :)
i'm hoping someone reads it and thinks "christ he's right, better get working on a jetpack so Bedlam doesn't have to sully himself by walking"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# at the very minimum it would make a great t-shirt!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# you know, it rather would, wouldn't it?
i've added that to my to do list for this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# give me a shout if you do!!
it's just the sort of boost i need to stop dispising myself!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# absolutely i'll gaz you as soon as I get it done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# thats why i have a heavy cavalry sword.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# some might suggest that taking a sabre to the missus for nagging was a little extreme




fortunately that sort of person tends to avoid b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# sabre?
SABRE?!!
it's a sword!!
*unsheaths*
i'll not fucking tell you again!!!
*red mist*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ooops.... there's a difference?
my knowledge of swords extends to the sharp end going in people you don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# thats the stuff my boy!
the point beats the edge!
*thrusts pont*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# so: rapiers good, claymores bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Falchions: ace
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Well he was a shit guitarist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *rawks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I concur!
youtube.com/watch?v=4u6Eeb0YrKY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# pahahah
what happened to:

"IRON MY SHIRT WOMAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)