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# Pete stuck with his girlfriend for the duration of their prom.

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Edit: Damn you, petehix. I wasted my 34,000th on this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# i would have shopped
his hand to her ample breast.

EDIT: Has he got a hook?
EDIT EDIT: The sexual possibilities of having a hook hand are interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahah!
I wish he were around to see it, he buggered off somewhere.
(It's petehix)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Probably to see a chinese surgeon.
"Hello dr wang, can i have 4 eyeballs, a left hand, some shaving cream, some lube and a penis please?"

"Oh and a mouth for my wife"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# why would you give your wife a mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Oral?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# The key word is "wife"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# LOLz
Tough choice. Live without oral & Without nagging. Perhaps some sort of off switch would solve the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# off switch = back of your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# of course i didn't..
who said i did?


she walked into a door, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# arf!!
i love your sig!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# cheers muchly :)
i'm hoping someone reads it and thinks "christ he's right, better get working on a jetpack so Bedlam doesn't have to sully himself by walking"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# at the very minimum it would make a great t-shirt!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# you know, it rather would, wouldn't it?
i've added that to my to do list for this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# give me a shout if you do!!
it's just the sort of boost i need to stop dispising myself!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# absolutely i'll gaz you as soon as I get it done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# thats why i have a heavy cavalry sword.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# some might suggest that taking a sabre to the missus for nagging was a little extreme




fortunately that sort of person tends to avoid b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# sabre?
SABRE?!!
it's a sword!!
*unsheaths*
i'll not fucking tell you again!!!
*red mist*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ooops.... there's a difference?
my knowledge of swords extends to the sharp end going in people you don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# thats the stuff my boy!
the point beats the edge!
*thrusts pont*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# so: rapiers good, claymores bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Falchions: ace
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Well he was a shit guitarist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *rawks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I concur!
youtube.com/watch?v=4u6Eeb0YrKY
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# pahahah
what happened to:

"IRON MY SHIRT WOMAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# so like, "claws"
does he have a "claw"?

HAHAH A CLAW?

does he have one?

well?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# A nice plump claw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# 'Ning sir, how do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# good, ta
still in Cali soaking up the sun at my mates house, hence the internets presence :D how are we on this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I'm frustrated, this fucking internet connections is shit.
We're with BT for another year or so, because my stepdad got a contract, and BT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.
And they're not fucking british, either!
Whenever we call, we spend three times as much time and money getting them to repeat themselves because we can't understand a word they're saying.
FFS.
LET US LEAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# that sucks
there's only one solution: FIND THEM AND CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I have to keep resetting the internet.
It stops working completely:
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and it starts to load, but I accidentally click again and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and nothing happens.
I click a link, and it starts to load, I wait a while and the page loads.

Then someone uses the phone and it disconnects completely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# AND I'M ON FUCKING BROADBAND
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I thought my internets had problems
But what the hell would possess anyone to join BTits?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Apparently Indians.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# an indian exorcisim is needed.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahah alright Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# you could sit outside and enjoy the cool summer evening instead? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# It's wet and grey.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha i like his hook.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Oh, you noticed the hook?
Wow, I didn't think anyone would.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# The contrast between hook + dress is low
Moar highlights/brighter hook would perhaps have helped
But still it's very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I wanted to make it subtle :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I finished it for you!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# oi! your 1k over
*unleashes swarm of optimization bats*

FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# It said 49k on b3tards!
*beats of your bats with a giant pink dildo*
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# GAH! theyre one weakness
*collects bats and retreats*

come on lads, the fun is over get back in the cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# *sits and strokes Tommy* (Tommy being my dildo)
We always win in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# 100 quid for the first hour
50 pound an hour thereafter and tommy can play too.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# BIGGARRRRRRRRRRR ME HEARTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# STILL WOULD
BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Thank you for the compliment :D
:P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I didn't realise you had such cracking tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# TJ:
CONGRATULATIONS NADAL!




Stop crying you big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Havnt you been watching the cricket?
tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# some poncy tennis player
won a competition
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Tennis is shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ^this
It goes on for ages and it's even more the same thing over and over than football cricket.
Edit: football cricket? D: I meant cricket.
Football cricket would be immense! :D
I think :]
If they make it totally whacky.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *Begins plotting*
*Draws up plans to decimate the upper classes by mortaring a cluster bomb at next years wimbledon.*

Did you see the revolting people in the crowd.
Inbreeding does terrible things.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# They were probably from Cornwall, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
Cornwall
Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I'm sorry about your 34,000th :P
Nicely done!
Where's my hook!?!
Or don't I want to know D:
It better be where my hand should be and not something else!
Oh I see it! *is klevah, honest*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# 34,000 posts in a little over a year?
That's an average of loads a day!

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I've slowed down considerably recently :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *does as she is told*
She's got big breasts.

Also: this is rather well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yes.
And thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)