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# thats chuffing huge!!!
well done :D

EDIT: - after living at home with my parents for nearly 20 years ive only just figured out how to use the washing machine!

GO TEAM LAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Well I only just figured it out after 16.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I had to figure it out at age 8
and it served me well at 15
never had to do it since though!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Really?
Ours is fully automatic. I leave the dirty clothes on the floor by the bed and they reappear clean and in the drawer a few days later.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# it sounds like you have a poltergeist
quick, call Derek Acorah and his team of fakey unscientific buffoons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# wow!
do you own a "woman"

i hear those are expensive...but the cleaning is worth while!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# They are high maintenence
And require regular input of money and shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# They are pretty expensive...
What can I say, I like to splash out
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I splashed out on a woman once
Got a suspended sentence
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Badum
Tish :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
#


I'm so sad
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Mine used to ..
..seems to have packed up. who can i call?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hit man?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Laundroman!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# barry scott
also, forgive me /board for i have sinned

www.freakingnews.com/Soccer-Goalie-Pictures--2019.asp
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hah! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# GHOSTBUSTERS
Dundudadaadeedaadaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# OOOH I want one of them
I leave dirty clothes by the bed and my mrs chucks hers on top.
and no thios is not a cue for internet nawtiness.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
sexy time!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Wait till your birthday
At least that's what I get told...
Sobs quietly
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# at least you can obtain one of these woman things
so stop whining.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# that's what I was talking about.
Sexy tiem comes round every October, whether she wants to or not sobs a bit louder
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# my birthday is in october.
and I have not been laid on it. before it. or after it.
so stop whining
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)