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# exactly
I'm bored any ideas?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# get a pork pie
eat the crust
microwave the centre for 10 seconds
stick it to your neck
go to the clinic complaining you have a tumour
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ...
Profit.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's a bit late and a long walk
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Do a barrel roll?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!
WE'LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# TEMPORARY FAMINE SHIP.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A SALTY OCEAN OF TREES.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# BEWARE: THE DANCING RAINCOAT.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# OH NOES WHAT HAVE I DONE?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# STARTED TITTSAR REPLYING TO HIMSELF
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# A ROAD OF LIGHT. A WINCH OF HORNS.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# WHERE CAN THE TINY PEOPLE BE?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# THESE BEES ARE LESS THAN SEVENTEEN.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# A BOUQUET OF HORSES
A PIECE OF PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# A TREE WHICH OBSCURES THE SUN
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# AN UPTURNED SHELL COLLECTING WATER
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A DRILL TURNING OVER AND OVER IN A WORN GROOVE
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Gateshead
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, cheers!
*waddles off*
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO KNIT MYSELF A NEW ARSEHOLE
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# SET FIRE TO THE BLEEDING MOON
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# fuzzy little man peach
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see how far back you can trim your toenails
before you make them bleed.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I do that most times
but my toenails are fairly short, I trimmed them a couple of months ago
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# organise a street party, but only invite one house of people.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# if i organised a party no one would turn up
just like my 21st :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Make a real life Sponge Bob suit
out of 300 sponges
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha this
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# this has merit
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You could try making a funny image and posting it here?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I could I suppose
I've made a funny image and am waiting for the opportune moment to post it. I have a sexy nsfw image that looks like someone I know, i could post that too...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Is it your Ladyboy friend?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha no i have got a sketch of him somewhere...
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I've heard that there's pictures of wimmins in various states of undress on the internet
some of them are even pictured in compromising circumstances.

How can you be bored?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ah makes so much more sense
I've wanked enough for this week
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)