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# I watched that 911 thing last night on BBC2

It's not 7 years too late - honest.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# exactly
I'm bored any ideas?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# get a pork pie
eat the crust
microwave the centre for 10 seconds
stick it to your neck
go to the clinic complaining you have a tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ...
Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's a bit late and a long walk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Do a barrel roll?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!
WE'LL HAVE A BARREL OF FUN!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# TEMPORARY FAMINE SHIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# A SALTY OCEAN OF TREES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# BEWARE: THE DANCING RAINCOAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# OH NOES WHAT HAVE I DONE?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# STARTED TITTSAR REPLYING TO HIMSELF
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# A ROAD OF LIGHT. A WINCH OF HORNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# WHERE CAN THE TINY PEOPLE BE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# THESE BEES ARE LESS THAN SEVENTEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# A BOUQUET OF HORSES
A PIECE OF PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# A TREE WHICH OBSCURES THE SUN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# AN UPTURNED SHELL COLLECTING WATER
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A DRILL TURNING OVER AND OVER IN A WORN GROOVE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Gateshead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, cheers!
*waddles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO KNIT MYSELF A NEW ARSEHOLE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# SET FIRE TO THE BLEEDING MOON
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK BAILEYS FROM A SHOE?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# fuzzy little man peach
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see how far back you can trim your toenails
before you make them bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I do that most times
but my toenails are fairly short, I trimmed them a couple of months ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# organise a street party, but only invite one house of people.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# if i organised a party no one would turn up
just like my 21st :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Make a real life Sponge Bob suit
out of 300 sponges
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# this has merit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You could try making a funny image and posting it here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I could I suppose
I've made a funny image and am waiting for the opportune moment to post it. I have a sexy nsfw image that looks like someone I know, i could post that too...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Is it your Ladyboy friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha no i have got a sketch of him somewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I've heard that there's pictures of wimmins in various states of undress on the internet
some of them are even pictured in compromising circumstances.

How can you be bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# who?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ah makes so much more sense
I've wanked enough for this week
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Ha! Yeah, I caught that and winced throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Was that the one made by a couple of kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Loose Change is so full of holes it defies belief.
The 'makers' kept editing it over a long period of time when people picked them up on some of the false claims being truly 'de-bunked', hence the last version of it was sub-titled 'final cut'.

With the rush to get the first version out, and subsequent extensive editing after being picked up on quite a few points, it lost quite a bit of credibility..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Thing is...
if something dodgy DID happen, anyone who tries to expose it will have no credibility because there's been so many morons like this spouting shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yup - agreed, on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# kids?
"Okay...so, like, some towers fell down...and stuff. My dad saw it on TV, it was way cool. Some guy from Arabasia did it."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you forgot like the planes
that like crashed into the towers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# no way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ya way
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# random
isn't it

Armstrong & Miller
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# That was fuckin' awesome, dude
like something out of a movie

It was just a shame that, like, all those people died, cos it was fuckin' awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# For a bond baddie
your a bit too pleasant.



*Wrings hands (And they think that bearded goathearder did it too, hehee!)*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that still doesn't explain
why the towers clearly came down via a controlled explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I watched that too
Steve Spak was in it.
(Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)