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# how big is the knife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# that's not a knife
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry - yeah
that's my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# not entirely sure that matters now
i think it's about lawful reason or something, stanley knives only have a wee cutty blade
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You could do more damage with a stanley
than you could with my swiss army.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# then get it sharpened
you'll hurt yourself with a blunt one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Stanley Knives is innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# when has common sense ever had anything to do with reactionary laws?
I can't take 110 ml of water onto a plane, but I can take 3 litres of duty free whisky because, clearly, it is impossible to weaponise large amounts of very flammable liquid OR a glass bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
whisky's ok, cos Muslims don't drink


/logic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# BINGO!
oh they don't gamble either do they?

/banned from doing a Grand national sweepstake at work in case I offended non-gambling people blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You obviously dont visit the bookies very often
the cashiers are bi-lingual in there.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I bet they do
This lottery jackpot was won by a Muslim chap from Blackburn.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Agreed
Woo for potty legislation.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)