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# I made Nick Cave have a big head.


Is this an acceptable photoshop? Like, is it near enough to good to pass for it if you were a little blind?
I'm practicing.
I also made my first gif, it's shitty. Still I feel like I've made a step forward.



Hello anyway. What should I call my Nick Cave with 50% extra forehead?
(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Shopped pics only please.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:47, archived)
# It looks like you have some promise.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)
# ahahahahah
Green Cock
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Nick Tefal
Tefal Cave
Nickte Cavfal
Teck Falve
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# hahah, looks more like Ben Stiller now :D
'ningles all you crazy b3ta people!

btw, ya might wanna optimise a little bit next time though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Optimise?
I'm a dumbo for techterms.
(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# optimise: to make the file size smaller
in photoshop, when saving, use Save for Web and Devices in the file menu, select the file type, then set the size to something like 47k. Alternatively, upload your file to the b3ta hosting (image mode in the new message screen) and it auto resizes it and puts in a neat little link to the full image
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# So it was written.
So shall it be done. Thank you.
(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# this is good...*clicks*
however, it is usually accepted that still images should be below 50kB and people are likely to shout at you if you do otherwise....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Oops
I'll keep them below that in the future. Merci.
(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Is this your fantasy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# yes. even more so since i've met him a couple of times.
god yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# nick cave or the chap in the tutu?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# nick cave.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# *sobs* you mean I'm not your fantasy? but I went to all this effort with my tutu!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)
# well, i can make some fantasy space for ya
but only with the tutu
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I'd love to meet him
but he scares me.

I did SEE him once at my local shops, when he was staying at a local rehab centre years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)
# See, I just wouldn't like to meet him
I like his music, and if he turned out to be a wanker then I wouldn't be able to listen to it again without that weighing on my heart. No, I do not want to meet him.
(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Apparently he is a very nice man.
He can often be found sitting on Brighton Beach....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ahahah!
that's great
(sorry., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Excellent
now do Ant and Dec

in fact do Ant and Dec having a head growing contest until one of their heads esplodes
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)