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(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are the last descendant of Christ! LET US GO TO SCOTLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahha, outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Just thought I'd pop this here. The three bottle are amyl nitrate. This is what I found in the room of the four people that wouldn't leave this morning.



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# "pop" this here. Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# DRUGS!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# do you get that from room service?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The dirty cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# all cunts
By deffinition, are dirty
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I beg to differ.
Some of us ladies bathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# finally an english person who knows about bathing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# And Douching?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hey, you are not
even sure which hole the food goes into when it comes to women so don't be slagging off our ladies. My wife has a bath every morning before work. ( Which I find obsessive ) but she smells of apple blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# easy...it's just the aussies-reckon-poms-don't-wash humour...
And I do enjoy a bit of cucumber porn... :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# next you'll be telling me you have a woman in regularly!
or that all you ladies don't have teeth down there...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# In fact, in terms of genital cleanliness
most of the people I've slept with have been extremely clean, save one girl and more than one male.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# you are very lucky and Iam very jealous
But I'm not telling what of
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Sleeping with a girl?
(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# possibly a touch naughty (nsfw)
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1209805282/mimsyteeth.gif

Inspired by one of my stalkers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I KNEW IT!!!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# what that they have teeth
or that I don't take sure fire shags from women if they have mental problems?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# indeed.
i shall be leaving here for a nice hot bath in about 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Elo Mrs Monkey
Where you been hiding?
all well with the doctors?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i've been tired and sleeping a lot
last consultation in macclesfield tomorrow, then up to hull on wednesday for the op on thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# jeez... how many complete arseholes do you have to put with in a given year, RG?
I really dont think I'd have the strength to run a hotel/B&B etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Quite a few
But fortunately I'm 6' 4" excluding the mow so people tend to do what I say:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that's horrid
did you get the cash off them?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# No
The only damage was the chain broken on the sink. The rest is just more work for the cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# You run a boarding house?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# the very finest hostel in earls court
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Actually in Earls Court ther not much competition
We are currently raked number one in London though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# i rake you very highly indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# maybe his raking had just grow!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# pffffft
Top malty broams to you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Mmm,
malty.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ah... Dan Brown
twunt
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)