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# pfft
crackpotness.

can I hijack your thread to repost house so Capn Wow can see it?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've seen houses before
Is it one you made?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# yes it is this one
I made.


Click for bigger (396KB)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It is very nice
he's got more attractive as he's got older too.

Would you like to make me a house? It'd be good for you, I think.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# As in build one?
I doubt that very much. I have plans to build one more when I find the right plot and hopefully it will be the one I die in. I'm too old for big projects now. I want easy life.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Yes as in build one.
Well make two, and then I can live in one and come round and cook you dinner when you're too old and dusty to do it yourself.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# haha.
I know your wily ways. There would be no sex in it for me and you and manwife would just be playing the xbox on my big telly all day and teaching my boy bad things ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PS3, thank you. We'll have none of that microsoft bastwank in my (your) house.
I'll teach your lad how to sing. How to sing at ladies. How to sing at ladies from bushes.

On second thoughts, it's probably best I don't meet him.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yes it is best.
When he's old enough he'll lose his virginity at the whorehouse like the rest of us! ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Then I'll make him a massive vulva-shaped cake.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'll build you a house.
How hard can it be? Bricks, windows, a door or two. Sorted.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Roof please.
Otherwise it's just a holding pen, and after the fiasco in Poland I'm not playing silly buggers like that again.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# pfft, you're dark.
I was thinking of thatch. The roof can be done at the end. It would be stupid to do it at the start. It would have nothing to sit on.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Racist.
Thatch is flammable though, and I'm dead clumsy.

Dead peasants.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# asbestos is cheap these days.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# jacobs cream crackers and UHU.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Roof starts to
go on as soon as you have the shell up and can place the ridges and trusses. Usually before a watertight scheduled date but often before the windows and many internal walls. You'd be crazy to go thatch, costs more than a supercar to insure.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hmm
yes. All this stuff sounds important, but I was thinking of just making a small hut about the size of a shed in order to rut her without the cops getting annoyed.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# No no no no no
you said house, house it is. HOUSE, damn you. With more than three rooms and some stairs and floors.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# they have
basements for that sort of thing.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oooh yes.
Shackles ftw.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yays
I'm actually watching House at the mo.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Wow
I love House. :D

Wonderful picture, and your profile just amused me for ten minutes, *clickety mc clicky click click*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It's on the popular page
and I'll just woo it now.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It is?
Ohhhhhhh very nice. I will join you in your wooage.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# is it.?
Fucking hell. That's some feat for me to make the popular page during the gay shift when I make no secret that I despise half of the buffoons there ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# from my profile
"Hate him, or think he's a cunt, Pasanonic does good art"

Edit: Of course, I love you. I like cunts.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I think you can love someone and still think they're a cunt.
See: my relationship with my pops. Who is a total one.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# yes. I love him. My calling him a cunt is just affectionately meant
not to be taken seriously, as the two little boys below seem to be doing.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# There are people calling me a cunt?
well what do you know eh? This ignore actually serves the purpose it was meant for.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Oh I know it is
you call me names constantly, and you totally adore me.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# it's true
I do love you both. Couple of fannies.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Zactly.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# "Love him or loath him, you'd be stupid not to loath him."
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# That's my outlook pretty much summed up, too.
I clicked it when he posted it :]
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# the buffoons are just 'different'
and you're usually appreciated.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)