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# My dad ordered me the wrong thing
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I am now eating a strange dish I have never had before. I don't know if I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# KEBAB = HE LIEKS TRAINS
PELE = HE LIKES MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# LOL
NO WAI.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# LOLYER.
APPLECAT THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# YEAH WELL
APPLECAT IS LAME
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I listened to that band for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# What about Forg?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# nice one dave
way to go with oversized pictures like

etc

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# FORG?! IS THAT YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# He loves you all, equally.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# No, he hates. He's a hater.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Don't make me get the French Aristocrat Punisher on you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# That fat bastard
is a poor second to the mighty hypnofrog.
womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Hypnofrog and FORG should team up
and have a 2000 pixel wide rave. People would love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# China or porcelain?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# What?
EDIT: OH! LAME! It's not an ACTUAL dish.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# food (of any kind) is good
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# This is weird.
It's...vegetable pad thai...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# its food.
and I assume you did not pay for it?

result :-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# True.
But it's weird. ;/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Vegetable Pad Thai!
That is food of loveliness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# It's weird!
I never had it before. It's all salty and sweet and with random mystery veg in it. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Pad thai can never be bad!
My uncle moved to Thailand a good few years back, when he was laid off by Rank Xerox, yes, it was that long ago :) And he now makes the best Pad Thai ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Cool. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# No it isn't cool really.
Whilst there he caught gay and Aids(Bad).

He is dead now*

*may contain lies for comic effect

But he is gay....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# To me it always sounds like what you get when you run out of vegetables
and have to start cooking with sanitory towels.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Arf!
Mmmmmm! Tampon Stew!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Should be
Christ/Anti-Christ.

EDIT: Thanks KK, not a bad likeness! You got my dense eyebrows just right. Challenge Completed.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# New foods build character.
I cooked a stir fry with red cabbage the other night. Dinner was a sickly shade of purple. Tasty, but very, very purple.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Ew that's weird.
I don't like cabbage. I'm the worst vegetarian ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Surely someone who ate meat would be the worst vegetarian ever.
Despite the name it means doesn't eat meat rather than the more logical eats vegetables.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# But I mean
in being a vegetarian, I suck at it because I don't like vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Try not being a vegetarian. Veggies are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I like being a vegetarian.
I hate meat. Dx
But the only veggies I like are peppers and like...salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# How long've you been vegetarian? I've been one for about 5 years now. You learn to love all veggies in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# You're a vegetarian?
Did not know.
Only like... a year and a half for me, but I was raised in a vegetarian household.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yeah. I was raised around meat eaters for the most part so I sort of just did my own thing. My father is a veggie too - but I don't see him too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Ooh.
How come you decided to go vegetarian?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Never really enjoyed meat and I'm far too soppy to look past the animal wellbeing and slaughter part of the deal too.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# About the same.
I only liked chicken, and I barely liked that. Plus it's just easier in my mum's house, where I spend all my time. I only go to dad's once a week, and then he keeps...bread...for me. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I'm in pretty much the same parental predicament, except my mum's the meat eater.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Aah.
I sort of end up living off junk food a lot anyways. Like...bagels and crisps and sandwiches from this little kind of fast food place over the road. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I EAT ALL THE MOTHS WHICH FLY INTO MY FACE.
MOTHS ARE A TYPE OF POTATO. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# EW
DO NOT WANT. EW.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# IF THEY FLY INTO MY EYE THEN I SHUT IT AND TRAP THEM. I WAIT FOR THEM TO DISSOLVE.
NOOTRISHUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# YOU'RE NO FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# BUT DO NOT WANT.
WHY AM I LISTENING TO 30 SECONDS TO MARS? LAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# YOU'RE A GIANT DOUCHE IS WHY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# MEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# HELLO. IT'D BE WEIRD IF I WAS NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Don't be a vegetarian then, fairly inevitable conclusion there.
Or at least eat all the annoying things which you probably kill anyway, like moths and spiders.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Eeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Don't ewww me. You're the one eating fried vegetables.
FRIED VEGETABLES!

I don't think you could get a blander dish without dipping cardboard in salsa.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I'm not eating fried veg...
am I? I dunno. I like it sorta.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# How dare you insult vegetables.
They are the best of all the foods.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# They're not food.
They're just ballast to even the plate out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Nuhn-uhn.
They are totally food.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Have fun getting vitamin deficiencies and failing at life.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Says the one with a ruptured anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH LORD.
PROLAPSE O' CLOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Should I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# It's not half as bad as Jeru likes to make it sound, I swear.
Was just a thing, a while back.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# ...
okay. Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# You realise the way you said it's not half as bad as I made sound, makes it sound like I knew how bad it was.
Which in turn makes it sound like I was in some way responsible. The kind of sexy responsible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Hahaha, the fuck?
JUST TO MAKE SURE NO ONE MISINTERPRETS THAT: JERU DID NOT BREAK MY ANUS WITH BUTTSEX.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION WHICH MEANS I CAN'T SEE THE WORD 'NOT'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Was just a thing, a while back.
I WAS JUST A THING A WHILE BACK

A SEXY THING!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)
# YOU WISH
....?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Only for a slow and painful death.
For you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Hee hee! :)
Thing is, I subscribe to one of those farm share thingies, and we get a box of produce from local farms every week. Last week it was cabbage and I had to something with it. I don't think I'll be doing that particular something again... :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# oooh
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Soak it in strychnine and euthanise the elderly?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Can you do that with cabbage?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# he ordered you a k3b/-lb instead of a p3l3?
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Not quite.
He ordered vegetable pad thai instead of steamed veggies and rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# vegtable pad tai is very good.
i usually get it with chicken though.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# pad thai is fine, as long as there's no ketchup in it.
learn to enjoy vegetables. this usually means buying fresh and local and invovles simple preparation.

/nearly 30 years vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)