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# My dad ordered me the wrong thing
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I am now eating a strange dish I have never had before. I don't know if I like it.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# KEBAB = HE LIEKS TRAINS
PELE = HE LIKES MEN
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# LOL
NO WAI.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# LOLYER.
APPLECAT THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# YEAH WELL
APPLECAT IS LAME
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Ignored.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I listened to that band for you.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# What about Forg?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# nice one dave
way to go with oversized pictures like

etc
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# FORG?! IS THAT YOU?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# He loves you all, equally.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# No, he hates. He's a hater.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Don't make me get the French Aristocrat Punisher on you.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# That fat bastard
is a poor second to the mighty hypnofrog.
womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh-womgh
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Hypnofrog and FORG should team up
and have a 2000 pixel wide rave. People would love it.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# China or porcelain?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# What?
EDIT: OH! LAME! It's not an ACTUAL dish.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# food (of any kind) is good
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# This is weird.
It's...vegetable pad thai...?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# its food.
and I assume you did not pay for it?

result :-)
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# True.
But it's weird. ;/
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Vegetable Pad Thai!
That is food of loveliness :)
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# It's weird!
I never had it before. It's all salty and sweet and with random mystery veg in it. xD
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Pad thai can never be bad!
My uncle moved to Thailand a good few years back, when he was laid off by Rank Xerox, yes, it was that long ago :) And he now makes the best Pad Thai ever!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Cool. :D
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# No it isn't cool really.
Whilst there he caught gay and Aids(Bad).

He is dead now*

*may contain lies for comic effect

But he is gay....
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# To me it always sounds like what you get when you run out of vegetables
and have to start cooking with sanitory towels.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Arf!
Mmmmmm! Tampon Stew!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Should be
Christ/Anti-Christ.

EDIT: Thanks KK, not a bad likeness! You got my dense eyebrows just right. Challenge Completed.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# New foods build character.
I cooked a stir fry with red cabbage the other night. Dinner was a sickly shade of purple. Tasty, but very, very purple.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Ew that's weird.
I don't like cabbage. I'm the worst vegetarian ever.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Surely someone who ate meat would be the worst vegetarian ever.
Despite the name it means doesn't eat meat rather than the more logical eats vegetables.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# But I mean
in being a vegetarian, I suck at it because I don't like vegetables.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Try not being a vegetarian. Veggies are ace.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I like being a vegetarian.
I hate meat. Dx
But the only veggies I like are peppers and like...salad.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# How long've you been vegetarian? I've been one for about 5 years now. You learn to love all veggies in time.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# You're a vegetarian?
Did not know.
Only like... a year and a half for me, but I was raised in a vegetarian household.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yeah. I was raised around meat eaters for the most part so I sort of just did my own thing. My father is a veggie too - but I don't see him too often.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Ooh.
How come you decided to go vegetarian?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Never really enjoyed meat and I'm far too soppy to look past the animal wellbeing and slaughter part of the deal too.
You?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# About the same.
I only liked chicken, and I barely liked that. Plus it's just easier in my mum's house, where I spend all my time. I only go to dad's once a week, and then he keeps...bread...for me. x]
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I'm in pretty much the same parental predicament, except my mum's the meat eater.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Aah.
I sort of end up living off junk food a lot anyways. Like...bagels and crisps and sandwiches from this little kind of fast food place over the road. xD
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I EAT ALL THE MOTHS WHICH FLY INTO MY FACE.
MOTHS ARE A TYPE OF POTATO. FACT.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# EW
DO NOT WANT. EW.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# IF THEY FLY INTO MY EYE THEN I SHUT IT AND TRAP THEM. I WAIT FOR THEM TO DISSOLVE.
NOOTRISHUS.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Ugh.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# YOU'RE NO FUN.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# BUT DO NOT WANT.
WHY AM I LISTENING TO 30 SECONDS TO MARS? LAME!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# YOU'RE A GIANT DOUCHE IS WHY.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# MEAN.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# HELLO. IT'D BE WEIRD IF I WAS NICE.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Don't be a vegetarian then, fairly inevitable conclusion there.
Or at least eat all the annoying things which you probably kill anyway, like moths and spiders.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Eeeew
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Don't ewww me. You're the one eating fried vegetables.
FRIED VEGETABLES!

I don't think you could get a blander dish without dipping cardboard in salsa.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I'm not eating fried veg...
am I? I dunno. I like it sorta.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# How dare you insult vegetables.
They are the best of all the foods.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# They're not food.
They're just ballast to even the plate out.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Nuhn-uhn.
They are totally food.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Have fun getting vitamin deficiencies and failing at life.
:)
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Says the one with a ruptured anus.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH LORD.
PROLAPSE O' CLOCK.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Should I ask?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# It's not half as bad as Jeru likes to make it sound, I swear.
Was just a thing, a while back.

Yeah.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# ...
okay. Hahahah.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# You realise the way you said it's not half as bad as I made sound, makes it sound like I knew how bad it was.
Which in turn makes it sound like I was in some way responsible. The kind of sexy responsible.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Hahaha, the fuck?
JUST TO MAKE SURE NO ONE MISINTERPRETS THAT: JERU DID NOT BREAK MY ANUS WITH BUTTSEX.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION WHICH MEANS I CAN'T SEE THE WORD 'NOT'.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# >_<
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Was just a thing, a while back.
I WAS JUST A THING A WHILE BACK

A SEXY THING!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)
# YOU WISH
....?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Only for a slow and painful death.
For you.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Hee hee! :)
Thing is, I subscribe to one of those farm share thingies, and we get a box of produce from local farms every week. Last week it was cabbage and I had to something with it. I don't think I'll be doing that particular something again... :D
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# oooh
Hahahah
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Soak it in strychnine and euthanise the elderly?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Can you do that with cabbage?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# he ordered you a k3b/-lb instead of a p3l3?
oh dear
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Not quite.
He ordered vegetable pad thai instead of steamed veggies and rice.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# vegtable pad tai is very good.
i usually get it with chicken though.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# pad thai is fine, as long as there's no ketchup in it.
learn to enjoy vegetables. this usually means buying fresh and local and invovles simple preparation.

/nearly 30 years vegetarian.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)