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[challenge entry] The Twat In The Hat


Oh, how I love Jamiroquai.

From the Hats challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
HEY, I LIKE JAMIROQUAI.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# doctor!
this one's delusional
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# but he likes nice cars


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I remember when Jodie Kidd knocked him off the leader board
in Top Gear.
He didn't like it and made pathetic excuses and wanted to come back and try again.
HAHA a girlie beat him!
(well it made my day).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# He's back at the top now.
If you didn't catch last week's show.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ?????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# He beat Cowell's time last week on Top Gear.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# We are 9 months behind so I shall put that in my diary
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I watched it online :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I have to resort to that so many times these days
that I have to fork out lots of money for extra bandwidth (everyone is capped at 3gb).
Top Gear won't be on my Youtube list.
I can see BBC's IPlayer because I don't live in the UK.
I need to find myself a UK proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# where do you live?
If you don't mind me asking
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Regardless of whether I like you asking or not
I live in Cape Town.
Which is in the bottom left of Hafrica.
That big continent with lots of dictators and lots of lully animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# do you get to wear a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yes
Yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# awww.. they've spoiled it for you now
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i was hoping he'd die
but the fact that he was in the studio watching his lap rather spoiled that hope
(big fat cocks, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
you actually, really truly, hoped someone would die?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# *grabs chainsaw*
well, someone's gonna die

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i have, yes. a few people
admittedly, in this instance, no
(big fat cocks, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 90's Acid Jazz, and he's short and can actually dance.
Nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# has only ever written one actual song - he just changes the title every now and then
yet he manages to be an insufferably smug, rich, cunt about it
(big fat cocks, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# You have spoken wisely
But on the Top Gear front, if he's such a "petrol head" why doesn't he enter proper classic car races like Nick Mason from ver Floyd?

Beating Simon Cowell is not an acheivement, keeping up with Mario Andretti is.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# he did knock simon cowell off top spot though
thats worth something

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# It's worth lots :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ah, he's just hangin'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Haha.
So the "twat in the hat" moniker is pretty is full usage then.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
BRITNEY JAMARQUIA
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# in other news
I just reached into my pocket to grab my handkerchief and pulled out a pair of socks... i'm confused :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# *wipes nose on sleeve*
good night b3ta! your all some kind of wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# it could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# but how did they get in my pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Check inside your shoes
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i found my feet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# when you run out of hankies do you not snot on a sock?
or indeed anything that is available in the vicinity?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I normally get up and walk to the nearest nose blowing facility
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# oh, how very posh
you have someone blow your nose for you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# were you wanking last night
and need a hasty deposit envelope?
(big fat cocks, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# still doesn't explain how a clean pair of socks ended up in my pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# clean?
no idea
(big fat cocks, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
# You bastard!
You are the nicker of lost socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# nitey nite miss pot
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# cool artwork, would make a great poster
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Well swung !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)