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# Today is my birthday.

Imagine that you knew me in person. Which present would you buy for me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# a 1/4 of wheel of oxford blue and a reasonably priced port
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Tawny port?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# sure, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# an old first edition book about somebody who shares your name (name must be in the title)
I've pulled this trick a few times. Sophy of Kravonia was a good one, because nobody spells the name like my best mate apart from her and that book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd want to read a book with my name in the title.

It'd likely be crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# She quite enjoyed hers
but fine, shun my presents.

Edit: your name is Budgie the Little Helicopter AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Some would say it's the thought that counts.


I am not one of those people. Except any present from you would be smashing, and this is a scientific fact. SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Nah, bollocks to you
I'll make you a roast dinner. Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yums!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
You can have a roast dinner and watch the Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A birthday treat worthy of the monarchy!!
Which version of the Thing?

or both versions?!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh I don't bloody know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# John Carpenters version, of course. (one of the few remakes in the world that actually betters the orignal)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# is there another one before that then?
That's the one I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# yup - "The Thing From Another World"
50's B movie, however, JCs The Thing is a bit closer to the original short story "Who Goes There?" I believe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ello lass
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Hello duderino
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# how do?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Billious.
*rubs tumbly*

Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# dozy and not in a mood to work
but fat cat has now made it's self very much at home which is good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay I'm so pleased for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# she snores which is amusing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :D the best cats always do.
And dribble when they're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# she does
and she has little pink paws.

Because she's quite young she also plays about a bit, grabbed my hand with her paws and nommed my little finger yesterday which was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I am extremely jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# rescue a disablist house cat
i give them 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I shall mention it to the wife
when we've sorted out the whole 'aaaaah redundancy' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# put the cat to work too
get it a little plough or something, they should contribute really.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# awwww catplough
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I am sitting but two chairs away from my friend Sophy.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# RAF Dishforth 1978 commemorative plate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# novelty bottle opener, probably with some popular cartoon character's recorded voice speaking witticisms each and every time you use it
/kind of crap i end up with
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow!
I could place it in the prime position in my trophy cabinet, which is filled with similar wonderful items. They'll be worth a fortune in fifty years from now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# in fifty years i'll be dead
bungee jumping from the space shuttle on my 78th bithday. i hit an eagle on the way down.

i read it in a fortune cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Gah!
Such a vague description of your future. These fortune cookies are a con! Where's all the details, such as: the name of the space shuttle, the type of eagle, the altitude of impact and so on.

A con I tell you. A con!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I'd bake you four different kinds of cake
Cheesecake
Victoria sponge
Battenburg
and cow
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Beefy sweetnesses!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# there's only one sort of cake I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# razorwire cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# stomachache
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I might have to beat you up now.
I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it's the uncertainty that does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I may also sell you to Latvians.
This is another thing I am not entirely sure of. Can you lift a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yes, yes I can
I know because I have done that very thing in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Right, get your passport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# it's a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Do you like beans?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Delicious beans or dreadful beans?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Delicious beans!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)