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I tried that.
It was so fucking unpleasant.
I did it with a toilet roll tube held over a hoover extension (not even a henry or a dyson, the shame)
I hurt. It made me dread actually getting a blow-job.
Later, I was pleasantly surprised.
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It was so fucking unpleasant.
I did it with a toilet roll tube held over a hoover extension (not even a henry or a dyson, the shame)
I hurt. It made me dread actually getting a blow-job.
Later, I was pleasantly surprised.
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Sid the Suck.
no one ever did, or would own up to it.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:32,
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no one ever did, or would own up to it.
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I blame what ever harry enfield thing Kevin the teenager was on as i saw him do it on that then went for a try.
I tried again a few years later out of a combination of boredom and reverie my penis no longer fit. I felt proud because i was turning towards mandom. I felt ashamed as i was turning towards mandom and was atempting to vaccuum my cock.
saying that if i could get some form of sponge lined contraption I'd probably try again now.
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I tried again a few years later out of a combination of boredom and reverie my penis no longer fit. I felt proud because i was turning towards mandom. I felt ashamed as i was turning towards mandom and was atempting to vaccuum my cock.
saying that if i could get some form of sponge lined contraption I'd probably try again now.
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:)
meat-lined, be more ambitious.
*high-fives*
*washes hands*
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34,
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meat-lined, be more ambitious.
*high-fives*
*washes hands*
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mine was a fucking old-fashioned hoover, way before i'd heard of the come-inducing gaze of henry.
It just hurt.
If only hoover noozles were a little more moist and meaty, it would be perfect.
*strokes chin*
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It just hurt.
If only hoover noozles were a little more moist and meaty, it would be perfect.
*strokes chin*
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I'm saying masking tape, an inner roll from some kitchen paper and some upholstery foam sausages to line the inside...
b3ta book of DIY sextoys anyone?
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:37,
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b3ta book of DIY sextoys anyone?
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www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1905102941/ref=sib_rdr_dp
The illustrations in that are absolutely brilliant.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:39,
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The illustrations in that are absolutely brilliant.
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I think it could be improved.
....with meat. Raw meat. Perhaps warmed slightly.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:41,
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....with meat. Raw meat. Perhaps warmed slightly.
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His abrupt dismissal made the penis reconstruction operations difficult to pay for.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:44,
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What's sad about four black men driving off a cliff?
They were my friends.
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haha. particularly good joke there, sir. well done.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:50,
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Because he was incontinent.
They are all here:
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/000463.html
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/001513.html
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57,
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They are all here:
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/000463.html
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/001513.html
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describing a how a joe pasquale joke wouldn't work in german.
this makes me smile.
also Jerry springer the opera is currently £2.99 on play.com
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54,
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this makes me smile.
also Jerry springer the opera is currently £2.99 on play.com
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He said they never made any financial success on it due to those cocking christians not even watching the show before completely misinterpreting it.
Satire and dry humour works even better in German arguably, due to the preconceptions of Germans as very serious and the peculiar tone of their language
See: www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ehEhZ9A68&feature=related
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Satire and dry humour works even better in German arguably, due to the preconceptions of Germans as very serious and the peculiar tone of their language
See: www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ehEhZ9A68&feature=related
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coz he's hysterical.
maybe I should click it and see before asking.. but hey.. it's not my problem.. pointless posting is bring you all one step closer to seeing my naked puckered flesh.
also have you seen this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1217599491/page1forb3aimagecompo.jpg
tis a first page of a practice run through at doing a comic between my self and a friend.. I'm writing and colouring he's drawing..
EDIT: yesss I've seen that before..late night on channel 4. I was in hysterics. :).
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:23,
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maybe I should click it and see before asking.. but hey.. it's not my problem.. pointless posting is bring you all one step closer to seeing my naked puckered flesh.
also have you seen this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1217599491/page1forb3aimagecompo.jpg
tis a first page of a practice run through at doing a comic between my self and a friend.. I'm writing and colouring he's drawing..
EDIT: yesss I've seen that before..late night on channel 4. I was in hysterics. :).
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You managed to put you're/your though. Unless the person literally was the concept of order.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:34,
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that be the precarious knife edge of stimulating creativity with recreational drug use. lol.
the comic is only gonna get weirder.. still need to finish writing it though.
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Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:46,
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the comic is only gonna get weirder.. still need to finish writing it though.
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I have about four or five comic ideas, some of which are plausibly well written ones and some are just silly, but I can't draw anything even approaching decent illustration standard.
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marvelous.
I also think the minds of b3ta can kick out some far more hideous contraptions.
a doctor dyslexia designed love aid... *nods.*
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I also think the minds of b3ta can kick out some far more hideous contraptions.
a doctor dyslexia designed love aid... *nods.*