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# help him, i beg you
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I shall!
That poor man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Are they standing in from of a sign from ARSEMANIA
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# the Russians have already sent the tanks in to Arsemania
an that

hello b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh is bad man
Hello lovely Nibes, I'm going home in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ah hello
have you got skivey tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I've got apocalyptic lurgy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh dear
take some Covonia

there's a new gravy-flavour one on the market
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Are you calling me fat?
*female*

Covonia normal flavour is yummy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ah
er, no

I have meat on the brain cos of having meat overdose at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I love meat.
I didn't have a meaty overdone, that may explain me being ill. Not enough Vitamin Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I KNOW I AM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 'ello Gronky!
Have you seen this one: australiasucks.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# This blog totally doesn't try hard enough.
I mean it raises valid reasons to hate australia, but it's just a bunch of pictures.

My blog is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yours doesn't work though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What do you mean?
I can see it fine, is it not loading or something?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ah, working now
all I got was status.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# is that his lunch?
im having a smoked sausage pasta with 3 cheese sauce...

what are other b3tas having?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i had
a sausage inside some dough (whatever it called in english)

and macaroni.

with some corn salad
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# a
sausage roll :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yes!!
and ofcourse it's cooked dough :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Was the dough cooked?
It was either toad-in-the-hole or more likely battered sausage.

Edit: Doh! Sausage roll :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sausage roll?
mind you that's cooked dough..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# battered sav.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Sugarpuffs
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i stopped eating sugar puffs
when i discoverd that my piss smelt like them after every bowl

:-s
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# That is the sole reason I eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Honey Mustard Ranch Salad
it's actually a bit rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I had chicken wrapped in bacon in a mound of mash with brown sauce.
and an unhealthy dose of 80's pop music.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# awesome!
needs more cheese though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh, it had cheese under the bacon, but nothing special just ordinary strong cheddar.
I REALLY DO NEED MORE CHEESE.

We came 8th in syncro diving :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# and 8th is never good enough!
set the on fire and dont put them out untill they can get bronze!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm related to the small diving child
Tom daley, he's like my second cousin, or
something.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# then YOU shall be set alight!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *douses self in petrol*
I AM FUCKING IMUNE(?) TO FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO MY PLAN FAILED
WHO KNEW YOU ARE IMMUNE? MY ONE WEAKNESS...IMMUNITY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# cheese & pickle sandwich
and cake

and possibly a muffin after that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# A sammich, some biscuits and some free chicken the nice lady in asda gave me.
Yum Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I am having sandwiches with three kinds of cheese,
spicy tomato soup, some tea and a bag of sugared foamy gelatin bananas

and some ham on the side, for the touching
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# who did you have to touch
to get ham?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# cheese and caramelized onion sandwiches
and 2 clementines
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# what in the nemae of arse rapeing chunder bunnies
is a Clementine?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A small orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# a little orange
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# an orange, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# something orange, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# an orange
you fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it's not an orange!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# this
www.photolight.co.il/photo/2007-08-12/95992.jpg

and also kate winslet in eternal sunshine of the sotless mind
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Sandwich
and possibly all of the food in my house, as I'm going home in a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# get the tastiest food
and stuff it with the 2nd most woo-ful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Broke.
So it'll be toast with marmite and cheese. Which is good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *bleugh*
marmite is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# lies!
marmite is all of teh yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I had a doner kebab...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# they're nice because you know how bad they are.
I always opt for the chicken now though, since i had food poisioning. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hqalf a cup of chicken soup
i've learnt my lesson about solid food after last night's bout of over-enthusiastic puking :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# sounds fun
were you blowing chunks of a mighty proportion?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# no
more of a mild chicken shrapnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I am confused
Which one do I save?
*shots both of them*
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ,,,,
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(herman:D, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)