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# gird your loins for the line up was as thus:
on my right we have Clement Freud and Paul Merton and too my left Fred Macaulay and... some Scottish lass who I don't know or remember the name of. It will be broadcast on the 25th - listen out and see if you can hear me laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# How will we know it's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I sound like this:
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh...
That narrows it down
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# yes
just listen for a laugh as constant as a metronome ha - ha - ha - ha - hahaha

*yikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# He's the one wanking furiously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Nicholas Parsons is pure sex
in a blue jacket and beige slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Surely that's more of a visual clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# It would be if he wasn't shouting
"fwap fwap fwap" while he was doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# So I'm listinging out for
ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yep
If I do hear this on the recording, I am going to be very freaked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# no no no
you're getting it all wrong - the secret to finding me on the radio is that my penis emits the sound of 'Sailing By' when I ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Are you available for parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# sexy parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# then yes
I am available for sexy parties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# So THAT'S where I've been going wrong?
I've always listened out for "Come Sail Away".

It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# nope - Sailing By
every night, just before the shipping forecast, they transmit from my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# yes, yes it is . . .
yes it is . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)