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[challenge entry] well I'm crying salt tears

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# who what now?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# a girl (Fact!)
who's in married with children!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# There goes the return
of Married With Children. Who'd watch it now?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Are the surgeons
planning to go back in time to do this operation?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# read it
there goes the RETURN.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# doesn't matter
she has an absolutely breathtaking heinie anyway.

I mean, that thing's good.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Christina Applegate in Double Assectomy
:(
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# no!
but I wanted to be friends with it!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# And so you should
Since you still don't understand b3ta.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# would you keep the noise down please? we can hear you failing way over on /talk
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# you appear to have
no concept of the spirit of b3ta and you should consider a headectomy.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# a brief perusal of b3ta this summer would suggest that
he/she has a firm grasp of the concept of the spirit of b3ta.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Thank you Dbroon
glad someone's not a flaming twunt!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ah yes
i forgot to tell you off!
1:

2: You've been here 2 months now so I really shouldnt have to tell you to READ FAQ
3: Beg forgiveness.

TIA
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i love this sign
*frots*
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# What is this
'Frotting' of which you speak?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I really like this
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I begs forgiveness
I'm so, so sorry. God I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry etc etc. By the way, what bit of the FAQ should I be reading? picture too big? not shopped? no bright pink penis or reference to buggery? Are they mandatory now? is this better?



Phew, now it's fully B3ta'd it MUST be hilarious, right?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Shopped BBC images only, please.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Come on,
I think there is universal agreement that there is only one cancer victim who deserves mocking today.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# This actually happened???!!
Good god I was laughing.

Next thing I guess is Jade Goody gets Cancer in the big brother house
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I've got cancer of the house
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# is this real?
:(
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I still would!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)