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# I haven't done of these in a while...
As far as I know, it is nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# there must be some foot fetishists out there
drooling buckets at this...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# there must be some unusual-output salivary gland fetishists drooling fridges at the prospect of someone drooling buckets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# there's probably a bunch of wankers out there
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i have a thing for buckets
and i just came in my pants


anyone want to buy some soiled undergarments, yours for a quid?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# if that's including postage I'm in.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# YOUR ON FIRE!
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# arf!
if i need a spider stomped i know who to call....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Your local plumber?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# top spider squashing bloke and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# by 'eck! so he is, member of the National Guild of Spider Stompers no less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# an honourable guild if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# always remember to clean the place thoroughly before you let them have a meeting on your property
otherwise you could end up losing your floor
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# MY TUSCAN TILES!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# FROM NOW ON, YOUR TILES WILL BE IN THE GARBAGE tusCAN IN THE COUNTY JAIL
AT FIFTLY MILES PER HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# 50?!
thats barely moving!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# IN AMERICA THIS IS LIGHT SPEED!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# no wonder they're so slow...
no offence heff!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# always entertaining tv to see real live americans go "Uhhhhrmmlnlg?"
not that we have any more braincells on our own streets :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# not like on b3ta.
we're well clever innit.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# this would have made
Bogfoot and the Hendersons far more entertaining.

edit: hahaha, "bogfoot"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# with giant porcelain feet
that flush as she walks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I would say it was somebody
and a very attractive somebody at that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# can't be
she isn't holding a biro
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# she's a very nobby nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i would certainly like to offer her a nob
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Ooh I like that!
I likey! The feets. The feets are big!



Clicker for biggererer (120Kb)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# blimey
she could satisfy a whale's carnal desires
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# or
"you could drive a truck through there"
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# wit-wiw!
although you'd need 8 jobs to keep her in the shoes to which she has become accustomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I fear this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)