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# mmm. butter
what's for early elevenses?
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# crumpets or crunchie
I can't decide
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# Crumpets crumpets crumpets crumpets crumpets.
Veronica Lake dripping in butter, essentially.

Obviously then, not now.

I should have left it at 'crumpets'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpets
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# CRUMPETS
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# Careful you lot!
You can love a crumpet too much.
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# the middle one hasn't used enough butter
and he's got himself caught on a sharp edge... the other two are all business.
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# or he might just be
reaching his jammy end!
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# nope
he's torn his foreskin on a nail or something.
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# woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# HUMPET DAY!
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# crumpets, butter, jam
cup of tea or coffee... OR bake yourself some scones!!!!!!
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# Like the hairy bikery chaps.
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# yeah - I watched that last night
(my (wonderfuly and almost always correct)lady threatened to cut off my nuts if I didn't stop playing/watching MGSIV)

I was rather disappointed; seems to have become very strange and a little pointless.
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# what, MGS4?
I LOVED it. Way better than most of the games I've played recently, which just seem to be a completely linear cluster of buttonmash sequences .
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I played Heavenly Sword the other week
aside from the sixaxis stuff (which is admittedly not bad) and the cinematic quality of the cut scenes I might was well have been mashing potatoes.

Orange Box was so good... GTA was alright - it got a little tedious towards the end - ... Soul Calibur is poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I liked the sixaxis stuff on heavenly sword
the story's pish, but guiding an arrow into someone's nads from 300yds is a really good tension reliever.
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# aside from that though it was mostly
triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle triangle square
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# Ennit.
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# I know
why the hell didn't someone invent tenses...

ha *tense* that's why - tenses is too stressful.

Okay then -- what would Bilbo Baggins do?
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