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# Yay, the christmas sweets are in teh shops already
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# :D
fp this now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I read your tag as "maddy toast"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# maddy toast or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# blame the font designer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *points*
Your fault!
You're just no good at anything but I shall click your post.
It will be a sympathy click though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Harry Toast'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hairy toats?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I read it as
Marry Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *I LIKE THIS*
Also, she'd be hot if she lost six stone.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# woo
I would write this in nadsac but i only know many appy polly loggies.. and I've no reason to appologise..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I know a melenky bit off the top of my gulliver.
But it's still only a few slovos. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# fucking christmas
why is there christmas stuff in shops now?


cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# never mind that
help me with my delivery of easter eggs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# late or early?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I'd say they are bang on time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# okay
I'll hold your paw... now push, mister bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# We've sold "Letters to Santa" packs and Christmas cards already
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Some people are far too organised.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i once filmed a christmas commercial in June
but that's fair enough because of marketing strategy and whatnot

but having christmas stuff out this early is a disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# burn it
only way :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It's only the cards and stuff
For people who send cards overseas in bulk by sea mail cos it's cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)
# sea mail?
exactly how much cheaper is it?
afaik, air mail isn't ridiculously expensive
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'm not sure
But I do know that some people will go to great lengths to save a few pennies.
As my shop is for ex-pats, I get customers from all parts of the UK.
I have come to understand why certain people are stereotyped.
Most of the time I hear a particular accent and cringe, knowing that the customer is going to be difficult.
I could fill this week's QOTW with the shite we have to put up with but won't, because my motto is the customer is always right.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i'm afraid your motto is bollocks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Once they've left the shop it's a different story :)
But to their faces, we are as nice as pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahhahaha!
good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# moloko shirly?
/pedant ;)

fab stuff!
(poikes Bored sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)