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# Good luck with that,
Stand up is the scariest thing I have ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# too right
And I'm doing it in chippenham... audience full of scary builder types!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# i had my first gig with my band this week
but fucked it up, cos im stupid.


tell us a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# why did you not say?
...we would have came...and laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# cos i didnt want to clean it up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# ah the first
gig always goes slightly wrong. You wait til the inevitable 4th or 5th gig when everything is perfect but hardly anyone comes. Then the next gig you play is in front of nearly a thousand people and you're back to problems again. it's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# well there was only about twenty people there this time.
define "hardly anyone"....

I jumped on my wah pedal too hard to turn it off, and botted it off my pedal board, which pulled all my leads out, and im the only guitarist, so it sounded shite for like 30 seconds whilst i got my shit together.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# haha
brilliant. I had blood all over me at our last gig. I got all excited in the last song and jumped and banged my head really hard on a metal girder above the stage. finished the song tho. just.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i fucked my neck up
from over vigorous headbanging....

i bust a string on an improvised funky jam too, and then played the next song with five strings. and my mic wasnt on for the entire gig, so i couldnt do backing vocals...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# good good
glad to know that doesn't just happen to me then. we should get a collaborative b3ta metal band going. give a tempo, and a key, and then build up from there. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# indeed!
im already working on a b3ta track with koit entitled "brimful of mindpiss" but a metal b3ta band would rock!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# So so
true!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Should be alright
once you get that first laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)
# s'true
used to be an International Dj and lead singer in a band.

USed to crap meself before I went on but as soon as you got started it's over like a flash and the adrenalin rush after is great
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# you
aren't kelvin andrews, are you !?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# who is asking
no I am not Kelvin
I am thebear
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# oi!
chippenham isn't that bad

my mum lives there
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)
# is she a builder?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# noo...
...but she does read b3ta. She likes the kitty pictures.

[edit]so be nice. [/edit]
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# we're always nice!
especially to mums!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Chippenham eh?
Jokes about local yokels then?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# They love it
when you insult the audience. Trust me

disclaimer: I'm so wrong about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I stood up once
Then I sat down again. Blood ran to my feet and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# not very good at sitting down
either
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I am
very good at lying though
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I once took a lie detector test.
Actually, no I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# you would have just failed
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)