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# You're totally right.
I'm recently single and needing sex.

I'm not as bad as Koit though... now he'd have anything. He once shagged Thor's dog. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)
# don't say that
koit and i are getting married.
(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that's why god invented internet porn
.
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# God invented porn
to teach us how to type one handed FACT-A-ROONIE
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)
# you have been in need of sex for the last 19 years
why has being dumped made it so urgent?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Maybe you'll find out
the real truth one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i don't have a dog
*FACT*

andi is a lying toerag and a virgin
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)
# One of those is true
But which one?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i can say with my hand on my heart
that i don't have, and never have had a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# The second one?


Whoopsie, paradox, does not compute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)
# That depends
on who you ask
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)
# shagging your mum does not count
i told you before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Then in that case
I must be a virgin.

But a bloody good looking one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I think
it's a combination of both
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bing Bing Bing
You win! Here - have a free ticket to our bash:



Leeds pic goes down below Thor's post...
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)
# not if i get there first
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Cheers
But I'm not near Leeds (or Cheltenham). When's the next one down south as they say?

maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Sometime in
April, there's a London Bash, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I would just
like to point out that koit has nothing on me!

/cries
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)