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# xmaswe'en costume #52.


also: for sale. (de-ris here).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:39, archived)
# I'd rather not de-ris. It's more special that way.
How's the gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:40, archived)
# oh, you should de-ris. it's a funthread.
shifty and gay, same as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I've checked and I saw it the first time around.
It is a fun thread. I love the gay shift. It's all I properly have time for now which I'm very happy about.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# hurray! put on your dancing boots and have a gay old time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# HE WAS A GAAAAAAAAY SHIFTER
NIGHTTIME POSTER YEAH
IT TOOK ME SOOOOOOOO LONG, TO FIND OUT
BUT I FOUND OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# wink wink, nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Still, WAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)
# we're not prickteasers, though.
we follow through.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Follow through as hard as Tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# you know what i like about tubgirl?
the fact that in sixty years a lot of people are going to look back on her and think "oh! those were simpler, more innocent times!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)
# To be completely honest I am a bit of a pussytease.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)
# me too.
we shake the treat bag and they go bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Trapped in a hellish state of delusional self worth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Quite.
Shallow and pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
# well, we are humans. mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'm mostly human
My left leg is a wolf.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# my name on another forum is 'one third human'.
i get asked about it, usually by christians for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I'm half Italian on my parent's side.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Cool and you are evil.
I have a new typewriter! It's a Royal! It was sitting on our apartment porch for awhile and I took it. IT'S HELLA OLD. IT'S FUN. IT'S MECHANICAL AND STRANGE.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# nice! i like typewriters.
i gave away or sold my three a few years ago. one woman who i bartered with was dismantling them and using the parts in art projects - she gave me a couple of switchplate covers and other stuff she made for them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I was originally thinking about dismantlinging it to help build up this ambiguous mechanical object I have
but then I started figuring out how it worked and put some paper in it and found out the ribbon was still good and fell in love with it.

You write much differently with them. I wrote my friend a letter in the style of Lucky from Waiting for Godot as it just started kind of flowing out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# having to work for your text rather than banging out an email does affect things.
i mostly write longhand or print with a marker or pencil. trivial stuff gets email, but i try and make my brain think like i'm actually writing more attentively when i can.

take a pic of it sometime, i'd like to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# and put a donk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)
# YOU SICK SICK PERSON!! SELLING FILTH TO BABBIES!
Do you have any fucking idea what that will do to the flesh?!?!
It'll taste like your feet. Your shoddy attempts to contaminate
the food chain have not gone unnoticed! Or untasted... something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# ah-ha-ha!
exactly my plan. roasted footsmell babbies will stink out the meatpeople.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I'd like to take a few pictures of your kids wearing them"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# heh, i tried to word that carefully.
i wanted to sound like i might be creepy, but probably innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)
# ...oh...
...that's a lovely shade of green....i made it glow!...:)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
# the sample says it's called 'periwinkle anus'.
edit: haha!

back in a bit, i have to go do a few chores.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# you are a very strange person.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# footmasks.
now I can go to bed, safe in the knowledge that I have, indeed, seen everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)
# sleep well. dream of feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i aprove of this costumem,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# i was channeling you and dr. seuss when i drew it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)