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# i don't even need to read the article
it's in finland and is possibly the most b3tan place on earth.

[edit] oh, i *so* want to go to splendid china
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Finland is great
I've been to the moomin shop in Helsinki.
The 7ft inflatable moomin made me do a sexwee :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# sexwee
is the second greatest word I've heard this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# The greatest one
must really be impressive!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# What
was the first?
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# igloo
Great, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# HAhahahah
A sexwee, now that's funny :)) What's the first greatest im intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# napjerk
That moment where you fall asleep whilst sat in a chair and then quickly wake up in a jerk like motion
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# HEheehh quality, i found some more...


PLAKQUAK - The one mysterious dentist out of five "who doesn't recommend
sugarless gum for his paients who chew gum."

BEERSIGHTEDNESS - The eye condition singles develop after "last call" in
the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive
than they were three hours earlier.

PASSHOLE - The person who has been driving slowly for miles but speeds up
the minute you try to get ahead of him.

PURINAPICURIAN -The unlucky person who decides whether a new version of a dog
food tastes good enought to be labeled "new and better tasting".

BLADE RUNNER - The tendency of a ceiling fan to keep going five minutes after
you've turned it off.

FLABBYGASTED - The anguish of having dieted for three grueling weeks only to
discover that you haven't lost a pound.

NAPJERK - The body's sudden convulsion just as one is about to doze off.

MEMOLANDUMS - The miscellaneous notes and letters that you keep putting back
in your in-basket because you don't know what else to do with them.

EXXONERATION - The verdict given to a certain oil tanker captain who wiped out
the Alaskan coastline but who was charged with "criminal mischief".

FLOPCORN - The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the popcorn popper.

HOZONE - The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

LAMINITES - Those strange people who show up in the photo sections of
brand-new wallets.

VIGIL AUNTIE - The relative in every family who is snoopy and always poking
her nose into other people's business.

STAG 'N SNARF - The single person's tradition of eating dinner while standing
over the sink.

OAT-BRAN SCAN - The combination of boredom and sleepiness that inspires one to
actually read the back of a cereal box.


(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# top totty!
There used to be a side dedicated to them, but its down now... unwords.com
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# I heard sexwee on this board
can't remember who used it first.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# it was
on 'bo selecta'
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# ah
that thing.
it's a great word. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# the
article says that the Moomins hug you and only speak Moomin... that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i don't know the finnish for "when is the next flight out there?"
so

www.muumimaailma.fi/

[edit] hellfire, i was in Turku last year, why did nobody tell me?!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i've been there
it's fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)