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# Phwoooooaaarrrrrr!


(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)
# blimey
I would!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I saw the original...
....and it was the most attractive monkey I have ever clapped eyes on.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# oi
get in line!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)
# You blokes
are so crude.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)
# is it lesbian hour yet?
phwoaaaaaarrrrr i can't wait

*rubs knees*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Tut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# as a new woman, i'm up for it
find me a lady to *ahem* play with
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I
Would
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# i
have
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# isnt that
Barbara Cartland?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Did you know she wrote over 300 books...
...one every year.

/someone else's joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I did
and wish that I hadn't....
(King of the Dancing apes, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# I would...

Actually I have...

[Cue timewarp effect]

It was the summer of '91 and I was just out of school. I met her at an all night rave, she was eating bananas and handing out smart drinks. We hit it off straight away and danced like madmen for hours.

Aaaaaah Monkey Love.
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)