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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)
# HAIR BEAT TREO
I like the gif damage on Fry's lips.
It looks like spunk, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeeeeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# *manhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# 'ello!
I beed up since stoopid 'o' clock

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# USE ME HARD! UP THE SHIT-PIPE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)
# *unzips*
*obliges*
\o/


... 5. Regrets :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
# is it in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:18, archived)
# *phones Samaritans*
*visits counsellor*
*books penis-enlargement surgery*
*buys video camera*
...5. *waits for profit*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# i'll start doing my kegels.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# *ninja edits*!
*whistles innocently*


... 5. *Googles 'kegels'*

EDIT:
6. *books another counselling session*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# i see women doing them on the bus sometimes.
i grin behind my face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Babs got back to you yet?
*eagers
edit-i just looked down. nm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# no, and i had a busy day so i haven't sent her a reminder.
i will do so by monday, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# i reckon she didnt understand your point.
or realises that further correspondence will as it has...backfire.

or has moved house/location/job in teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)
# i think she's sulking because i called her on her shit.
she probably thinks i fabricated some of what i said, but lacking evidence of that, she has decided that avoiding me is the only way to escape now without being forced to see herself negatively (discretion being the better part of valour and all that).

what she doesn't know is that i'm not letting her escape so easily. she may (or may not) realise that she's using an email address that revealed where she works - some people really do have a dim grasp of these things. i am still going to let her be if she apologises, but i fear she won't and has therefore doomed herself to my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:00, archived)
# BE FLUFFY OR BE FOULED!

Better yet, get the joke already for fuck sake! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# very serious!
anything in the oven out there?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Leftovers, been a fuck of a day.
Might have to do something nice tomorrow
just to cheer the fuck up.

Also
I did get a new Pokémon at the grocery on the way home.
Skutank
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# so are there rare pokies? exotic, hard-to-find pokies?
i bought this record today on my way home.

also, my friends in sf sent me this earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Ha, nice find.
For here in North America, yes. They are candy
machine and corner store type things for Japan.
Couple days ago was first appearance in the tv
show (in Japan) of that skutank, for example.

edit: yeah, saw that this morning. I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# how long have you been collecting them? are you obsessed?
i'm going to play the 45 on 33 and see how walter sounds.

i've been sending them scary things about harper but they still might move up here. more likely to your side of the continent, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Bandai has teh best candy. With the toys.
Pokies just happen to be what's in those boxes.
Get robots, pandas, plastic minicakes sets, all
kinds of odd things. And candy.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i liek hats


*bollocks...how big?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# o_O
...about 6" girth.
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)
# round your bollocks?
must resemble tank bearings
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# silly woman, he's probably got a cock bigger than his nose.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)
# the one on the right
looks like eric morecambe
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# that am teh woo. Especially Jesus gettin' jiggy in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)