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# 'No, you can't afford that batmobile on store credit.'
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Haha. Drama.
I read that in a Christian Bale OTT gravelly voice too.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I read it as Jimmy Krankie.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# We wrote it as Dale Winton...
doing a Christian Bale impression.

I'll be honest, it was weird.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# haha
just brilliant
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Batman Returns


Thank you, you have made me & my missus weep with joy. (She works in a store).

(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
This is nothing short of genius!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# We were hoping to be recognised posthumously, really.
But we'll take what we can get. Thanks Mister!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Not a problem...
I keep a shotgun handy for those who like the posthummus fame...

If you'd like to stand in the corner and face the wall we'll sort you out no problem.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# This is
the best birthday ever!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# And a birthday too?
Why, for just one day only we'll do you a special price on pre-shooting molestation.

I'll give you a fiver, cop a feel and then shoot you.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
#
And they say you can't recapture your school-days!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i'm sure i've seen this before...
edit : no wait I haven't... i've seen another version of this
Woo!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# It's a pretty obvious joke...
so probably bindun. But this is a super-original-first-time-postin' of OUR version, I promise at you!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i like your plurality
:)
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Thanks!
We like your uniqueness. It's quite singular.

But it's not like a royal 'we' or anything; there are two of us. In no way are we associated with or endorsed by Her Majesty the Queen (unless you count 'casual lover' as endorsement).
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I remember you guys!
you rock just alot :D
where you been?
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Oh,
we've been here, there and everywhere. Where a lion roars, we are there. Where a child laughs, we are there. Where a sparrow regurgitates semi-digested insects into the mouths of its children, we are there (and probably fouling ourselves).

Uh, but those places aside, we've been been pretty lame and lazy. But not anymore! Well, okay, probably quite a lot more. But we'll try harder this time. Probably.

Thanks, though, buddy!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hahah :D
I love the website - Barfield is ace
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ditto
Website ace. Woo!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Heh
I returned a jumper for that very reason 2 days ago.

Pure cash for me though. Mr. Lewis says store credit is baaaaaad
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# glorious.
 
woo!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# WAIT A MINUTE
WHERE'S ME JUMPAH?

woo
(, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)