
I read that in a Christian Bale OTT gravelly voice too.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:07,
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doing a Christian Bale impression.
I'll be honest, it was weird.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:15,
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I'll be honest, it was weird.

Thank you, you have made me & my missus weep with joy. (She works in a store).

But we'll take what we can get. Thanks Mister!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:17,
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I keep a shotgun handy for those who like the posthummus fame...
If you'd like to stand in the corner and face the wall we'll sort you out no problem.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:19,
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If you'd like to stand in the corner and face the wall we'll sort you out no problem.

Why, for just one day only we'll do you a special price on pre-shooting molestation.
I'll give you a fiver, cop a feel and then shoot you.
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22,
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I'll give you a fiver, cop a feel and then shoot you.

edit : no wait I haven't... i've seen another version of this
Woo!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20,
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Woo!

so probably bindun. But this is a super-original-first-time-postin' of OUR version, I promise at you!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22,
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We like your uniqueness. It's quite singular.
But it's not like a royal 'we' or anything; there are two of us. In no way are we associated with or endorsed by Her Majesty the Queen (unless you count 'casual lover' as endorsement).
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:29,
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But it's not like a royal 'we' or anything; there are two of us. In no way are we associated with or endorsed by Her Majesty the Queen (unless you count 'casual lover' as endorsement).

we've been here, there and everywhere. Where a lion roars, we are there. Where a child laughs, we are there. Where a sparrow regurgitates semi-digested insects into the mouths of its children, we are there (and probably fouling ourselves).
Uh, but those places aside, we've been been pretty lame and lazy. But not anymore! Well, okay, probably quite a lot more. But we'll try harder this time. Probably.
Thanks, though, buddy!
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Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35,
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Uh, but those places aside, we've been been pretty lame and lazy. But not anymore! Well, okay, probably quite a lot more. But we'll try harder this time. Probably.
Thanks, though, buddy!