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# *tea monitor collision*
...because of the way that penguin is holding the phone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# they're not brilliant
at telecommunication you know! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# "ello? ello?"
"Line's dead, pip"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I read that as "Pig"
Which I prefer.

"Hello? Hello?"

"Line's dead, pig."

"Who are you?"

"Your conscience."

"OMG WTF LOL ROFL."

*BANG!*

*exeunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
pursued by bears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well obviously.
One might as well do it properly, instead of one of these modern, trendy versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# word
Yo my man Hamlet, you iz so wikid init, and fair Julie is well fit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Is it called the Welfare System
Because it's well fair?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# at least he's not one of those twats
who moves it from their ear to their mouth each time they need to talk

do they not realise how special they look?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah, why do people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# mebbe they're stuck in the eighties
"Look everyone I've got a mobile phone!!!!"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I was walking home recently
and some utter twat said "Hi, how are you?" while looking straight at me.

As I began to answer, said twat walked right past me, as the realisation dawned that, despite having two free hands, he was using a hands-free kit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Was he ugly?
You should always trip up ugly strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yes
but I shall remember this rule.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i did that in a cab once
the cabby started talking and i had no idea what he was on about.

to be fair at least he had an excuse.

i've got a hands free, but only use it when driving or on my bike
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha I've done it in cabs as well.
I never seem to learn. Maybe I'm just lonely and should accept that not many people actually want to talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I like the ones who walk down the street, holding it to their mouths
WITH IT ON SPEAKER PHONE.

BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM LOOK JUST LIKE THE RICH BUSINESSMEN DOING BIG DEALS ON THE APPRENTICE, DOESN'T IT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# them
or the ones with their headphones in who do the same thing
BUY A FUCKING MP3 PLAYER TWAT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh dear gods don't.
I could understand when in the 1980s you had a bloody great portable stereo that kicked out a deal of sound, but a mobile bloody phone? On speaker phone? Really? You like the sound of fleas kissing, do you? Honestly?

Teenagers should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# there was a guy on my train last week who had his headphones in, and got a phone call
hit the answer button, then took about a minute to unplug his headphones and answer the phone properly

person on the other end must've thought they'd got a crank call in reverse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm not surprised; I never worked out the headphone-based calling on my phone either.
There's a button on it. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)