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# haha I locked my gf in once
and forgot my telephone, when I got back from work the poor thing was hungry and raged.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i have only a packet of crisps and 2 bottles of wine
its all about to go very Black Books
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The wasps are your friends :DF
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# This is LONELY SOLDIER
My location......BOOK SHOP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Pfft!
I havent watched Black Books in too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Small, medium, Goliath or God.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# how many chips do you want?
40?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# This belt is made of real leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# are they leatherbound pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Smoking makes you dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# when y're y'know... doing your skinhead threesom thing in the middle of the night, do you get confused between your heads and your arses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Millwall Millwall, you're all really dreadful
and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this is you. tra-la-la-la tra-la-la-la
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :D
I'm sorry you remind me so much of him, if you're at all offended. I'm sure if I ever caught you in a bad mood you'd be Bernard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i've had far worse comparisons.
i invite less of them now that i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke and empty wine bottles all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# 'i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke'
You caved?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# oh sorry, now that i'm NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country?
The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face. "Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Why......why did you buy a wicker toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
Uhh got to blend in with a heavy metal group... who stole some... furniture. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sat on myself to some extent...
We've got to stop this, we look like fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've been doing this job for tweny minutes- YEARS!
Twenty years. Since I was... fifteen. And uhh you know, it doesn't get any easier. That's why I've made my decision to retire. That's right, Barry, I'm retiring. Nogsy was my last case. I've had a hundred per cent success rate. I'm only getting older and slower. It's time for this old warhorse to be put out to pasture.


(had to check that one -- but only a very wee bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Tog o with your wallet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
You hear that? He's up there... mewing in the nerve centre of his evil empire. A ground rent increase here, a tax dodge there? he sticks his leg in the air, laughs his cat laugh... and dives back down to grooming his balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# What'sthetemperature?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
To 4od I go :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Guaranteed the whole 'what happens at half ten' thing happens
when myself or my friends ask the time and it is infact half ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# film it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Maybe you can meeeooooooww a lot
and get your neighbor to do some food shopping for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)