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# EARLY BADASSES: VOLUME 1

Some prehistoric tribes were so fucking awesome that instead of hunting deer with tools they just chased the deer until it was too tired to run anymore and then snapped its neck. They didn't even catch the deer, they just had more stamina than it, and it could take days before the deer got tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ah, the long-extinct potato beast.
I like his stance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Thats a Deer Motherfunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# curb your enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Cunt your enthusiasm!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# kill your euthenasium
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# kill people, cook them and eat them. Rub their juices into your nekkid body, and declare yourself a dark lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# NO
I only do that on weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Pffft.
Wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Pffft.
Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# From his markings I suspect he is the king of the potato people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Is his name Edward?
HA HA HA HA!


LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Can we go and see him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Do you have a magic carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah, little two seater.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# So let me get this straight.
You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?! I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# "What's W.O.O.?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# With
Out
Oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I have gone to get the DVD of this
As I have to watch it NOW
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I want to come round, please.
Your house is infinitely better than my work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Feel free
I also have chocolate and tea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Phwoar
can I teach small trellis exciting words?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Absolutely :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# you had to ask.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I have a coulouful
wigwam... is that similar?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It's very endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you can sit inside it if you like
... or near the door if you don't like the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I love the inside.
I love sitting down.

This sounds like a lovely plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft, weirdo.
None of my things have insides.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# No, you do your internet up a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You do a tree up yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# It's very exfoliating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Treemendous.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# He looks like he has ricketts!
Great job.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# He's quite clearly dancing to 'I Ran' by A Flock of Seagulls.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm not
and you can't make me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I sense this shall be a short series ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# he does the robot
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# intergalactic
planetary
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# What you said
but the other way around
and then your way
then the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# that equals hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# havva ge meh-trix, nah havva ge meh-trix
or something. What is it they say next?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# WHAM! BAM!
don't you tell me to STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# noooooo
after the intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# another dimension another dimension another dimension
another dimension?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Not havva ge meh-trix then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# nope
you're thinking of the remix...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I knew I was cooler than cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# that's what it says on your T Shirt
and there's a picture of the sugar babes endorsing the statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# They are huge fans of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# is that why they gave you a 'shout out'
on T4 the other day

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I hate when people say a shout-out, then never actually shout.
It would be much better if they inexplicably just went "I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MAN!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# wild haggis :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# aww - you're faster than me :(
congrats on the sibling's sprogging
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Lol
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Foleybot?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# IT's a combination of 'Meet Dave', Megatron, A microwave and Eddy Morphy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It'll be a cold day in hell before I accept the movie design as "Megatron"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# True, true
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Oh come off it
There's been more Megatrons thatn you can shake a stick at, just enjoy the variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# But...
it's still down there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# and that, ladles and jelly spoons
is what a real haggis looks like in the wild... when it's chasing a deer

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# You has been peeeeeeesed on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# well I liked it
so nuh nuh nuh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# A ROOM WITH A POTATO BEAST!
/tenuous_zim_blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)