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# rrawr!
people are more fun than any other toy on the market.

sorry for not replying to all - i like to be personal but my back is killing me and i can't sit and type much. i think i bore people anyway by replying to everyone, but i hate to be rude.

heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Not rude at all
As a doctor, I prescribe 30ml of hard liquor for your back.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# is there such a thing as soft liquor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# If he's gentle, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# *eyes up absinthe cache*
fuck the soft liquor, i want drunkenness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've got 2 glasses of wine and a lager left. I think that'll see me over the finishing line.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# i've got my absinthe
2 bottles of whisky and a bottle of rose. i'm saving them for my birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I've got a tongue like a cat
Not a sensitive lover, but I can sandpaper your shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# please tell me shelves is a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha! yes it is!!!
Unfortunately, sandpapering is not.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# bugger.
*hunts for fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I don't want to know where you are going to insert batteries in him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# who said i was going to insert them into him?
now, bend over...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# ***Spoiler***
In his anus.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# How about....
...a hard licker for his front?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I don't think you've posted her last reply to you here?
 
*idle curiosity*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# oh, hai.
"I don't suggest you hold your breath waiting for an apology. I know you
sent me an earlier email but I did not read it so maybe there was an
explanation in there about the masks. I found them to be frightening and
offensive. To suggest you put, what appears to be, a leather torture mask
on an infant is disgusting. Further, to suggest we find a baby with
microcephaly is beyond words. I was, and still am, stunned and appalled.

I now consider this matter closed and I suggest you do not ever threaten
me again. To close your email with a threat is quite fitting with the
taste of the masks."

nice try, barbara. i'm going to lie down on my floor now, be back later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# so
she says you're threatening her? if she sees you telling her boss what she's been up to as a threat, she's admitting that what she's doing is wrong. she hasn't got a fucking boat, never mind a paddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Oh my! Leather torture!
Babies. What a sick little brain you have Barbara.

*sends go code for healing rays from northern satellite cluster B7*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Hahaha, GDI patented healing rays.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# the fact that she can't tell masking tape from leather makes me want to see how she dresses herself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No. No I don't, LOL.

We already know from the tone, it's
pastel pantsuits with large ribbon
or two tone wide collars.
Also
Gold cross on a chain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# and sensible nurse/doll shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# leather torture masks?
 
talk about projection!
I re-read your e-mail twice and I still can't see any threats in it, either
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I can't. But I know a man who will....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I am appalled that she would suggest
that the existence of, or catering to, microcephalic babies is offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)