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# 'Excuse me, these tomatoes look a bit...downy'

*edit: Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
From Gangreen's lab come forth each week,
The ripe red monsters of which we speak...
Except when he has a security leak!
Tomatoes,
TOMATOES!


top stuff, sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Saturated tomatoes
You couldn't see them for paste,
Dabbing here, dabbing it there,
Tomatoes imitating Jimmy Krankie

"WHERE'S THE CHEESEGRATER?!" cried Robert De Niro,
"I haven't got all day!"

"Well that's OK" said the shopkeeper, "Your all fucking gay."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I like them this way
They don't look too saturated on my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# They look scrummy
Can you eat the eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Yes,
although the screams will haunt your dreams forever more.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# The scream fade away
then you have to go kill more.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I prefer to kill when screaming.
It's so much more relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Aww!
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# whatever this is that this is
you are the king of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
#
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC


You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is

AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!



Go to this website...

frexis.*com/PCTV7.html

(DELETE the *)

check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# FUCK MAN!
Yay the spam off of youtube!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# TOMATIS!
*toddles off for tomato juice*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# add red wine, tobasco, two types of vodka
celery salt, lemon juice, Lee and Perring's... then we can talk... possibly cayenne pepper
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# now that right there is a plan!
i need vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)