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# I WISH I WAS DEAD AND YOU WERE IN MY COFFIN


THEY'D BE CRYING OVER US BUT INSIDE WE'D BE LAUGHING
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I'd really like a harmonium for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# And they'd say "Ivor, give us a tune on your harmonium."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# sometimes they talk to me!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Did he die of cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I think he choked on a balloon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# wouldn't have happened
if they where tied down....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# such a tragedy
if only people had more care
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# tying them back on again just doesn't have the same effect after you've mercilessly cut them all down
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# no, the bad vibes are all out then
karma haunting bad vibes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# And god saw you do it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# And everyone hates Breast cancer!
No more boobies? NO thanks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Cancer causes balloons!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# As each day goes by,
I worry more and more about you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I worry less and less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# And Shit :D
Hello Disco you sexy mutha! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# it's pretty fucking shit and shit
but my cat is happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Do what I did.
I woke up super miserable, and without tickets to see Elbow this weekend unless I pay well over the odds for them.

So I went and bought Stella. Now I am cheery....

And shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I have pizza, and shit
tesco pizza

let's hope it's edible :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I had a dream about pizza the other night!
It was awesome!

I wonder what that means.....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah - looks like the problem's going to be self-solving.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Is that...
Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It's not not Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# did hitler wear orange overalls?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Perhaps he did
colour photography from that period is rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Guantanamo Hitler.
I saw him at Reading. He opened with 'Bombtrack'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *clears throat*
/coughin'
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# HATTY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# BATTY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I WISH I WAS AWAKE AND HAD SOME CAFFEINE
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)