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# I've invented Biro P0rn
(moonjim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# THAT'S A MAN NIPPLE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# it's his mums
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Mums feature a lot in your replies and in your signature
*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# He's got a Freudian complex
it's just one thing after amother with him!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *mumbles murmer mumbummers*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# The redness suggests
that the pen took a while to relinquish its ink. Can't say i blame it.
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# scarification
how nice

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# MOAR TITS OR GTFO
ALSO, TIMESTAMP OR IT'S FAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# amateur.
Use a liquid eyeliner or a fineliner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha
no, I like the raw skin where the mistakes were made. Makes me think that he's learned an important lesson about art.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Biros are strangely painful when used on the same area over and over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# get a proper tattoo, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# What, another one?
I've already got three.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# damn!
i've only got 2, but i'm planning on getting another 2 soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# One of these is extending into a sort-of-ish half sleeve
but not all done, just taking up the same space as.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i'm cursed with looking very respectable
so i keep mine in places that can be easily covered, just in case i need to look like an innocent lady...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I can cover my arm, it's no big thing now some clever sort's invented the sleeve ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# heheh
my mate got her ex's name tattooed on her forearm, it makes her look like bluto. put me off arm tats for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# what?
To add to the portrait of me she has on her bum?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# my two favourite arses, together forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# pfft
I was flattered.

But I have to question your reasoning for having the portrait done in the middle. Is it so it looks like I'm blowing a kiss sometimes?

...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You win, I can't think of a comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# You're meant to be on MY side, bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# do you have a huge seam down the middle of your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Proper Tatoo
Why have a proper one when you can have a Biro Tatoo, much more Hardcore!
(moonjim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i love my tattoos
i'm going to be getting a blue-ringed octopus on my ankle and a biohazard sign on my arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I find scraping any kind of metal on my skin repeatedly tends to hurt after a while.
That's why I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# So THAT'S where all my bulldog clips went.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# you put them there.
scatterbrain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# No pain no gain,
Everybody has a Mr Nipple waiting to come out. Biro P0rn RULES! Mr Nipples says "it's friday have a good weekend" OMG he talks
(moonjim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Reminds me of an X-Files episode I saw recently
Talking tattoo, voiced by Jodie Foster!

Edit: Eeeeevil
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)