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# i will give the first person who can successfully toss off to this thread
a jaffa cake

subtitled: sneaky pea
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# that was quick
it doesnt count if you started off looking at craigs list ads ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# crap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# the small print
toss session must be initiated and completed solely by looking at p4linpics. there is no time limit although taking more than four hours to overcome flaccidity may be considered psycho-traumatic-erectile-dysfunction. p4lin may not be used anally so as to prevent any puns pertaining to p4lins in the ass. egyptology afficionados may use a p4limpset to achieve the final result but this must contain effigies provided in this thread. you must be this big to climb on this ride. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# does that include...
...rape kits?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# ...
the sturgeon genital has determined that forceful auto-erotic-manipulation whilst looking at pictures of the incumbent vice president may be hazardous to your well being, unlike the autopluker2000, which is approved by the central scrutinizer and does not leave the physical and emotional scarring of lesser kits.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# he used to cut my lawn...
...he was a very nice boy... he used to cut my lawn... he was a very nice boy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# get me some shots of her corpse and 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# don't get no jizz upon that sofa...
...sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# i got a better idea...
...fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch (you ugly son of a bitch)...(this line sure must look weird taken out of context, when some might not know what the fuck we're talking about...haa haa haa!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# too late...
...&%$$#@!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I have cravings for jaffa cakes
but not that much
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# here, have mine. it's soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# yeah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# huuuraaay more donkeys in politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)