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# *stands as opposing candidate*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *shits in voting box*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# no write in candiates allowed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You're Australian
... and you have to take an 'I can speak English' test before they even let you into this country
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Which seems a lot of effort to become a barman if you ask me.
*ducks vegemite and wallagaloolas and all that sort of thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# what's a wallagaloola?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I have no idea.
Is there such a thing as a dollawagonga? A ballomaloora?

This could take some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# those things only make sense
in Hawaii i believe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# No, that's hatunas and kahawiis.
Don't even get me started on honowallatikis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# dollawagonas exist. they are cheap cars that belong to italians
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# don't forget that they're mostly shit at it
Australians tend to make shit barmen...

you want more than a thimble full of beer? you DON'T was 50% head?

What's this ALE stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Good chaps, they tend to be, friendly sorts. Shorts in winter though. Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yeah
I have loads of really lovely Aussie mates and they're great.

Good travellers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Running in flip flops would be an olympic sport for them
I have no idea how they manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# HAHAH!! they don't last very long here.
"YOU FACKING CANT!! I ARDERED A FLAMIN BEER NOT A FACKIN CAPP-A-CHIN-O!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# To be fair
all you've said there is that the Aussie barman can't tell the difference between beer and milky coffee.

Having said this, I've seen lots of Brits on holiday. Sometimes I despair of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# they can't! that's why there are all these pikey backpackers pulling beers here!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oi, one of those pikey backpackers was my drummer for a bit
although I don't think he tended bar. He did work on a celery farm for a bit though, and hit a big spider with a shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# if my parents had married, i would be a british citizen and would not be up the shitter in terms of postgrad scholarships
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Marriage is for squares. daddio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# it's fucked me over completely :(
fucking selfish hippies. i really feel like suing durex for my existence some days.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# You can't get much more opposing
than actually being upside-down, though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Burn the witch etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# it's ironic really, as the majority of the population can't speak english properly.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)