
he can't do the ymca with no arms! have you done a gimp whelk yet?
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:23,
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at this image game, not happy with the clam*.
*googling 'clam'got me more than I bargained for, as usual, not as scary as 'udders' though.
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:45,
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*googling 'clam'got me more than I bargained for, as usual, not as scary as 'udders' though.

I'm fetishising molluscs.
Normal pr0n is boring, bin there, done that, ad nauseum*.
*not that{8(
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03,
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Normal pr0n is boring, bin there, done that, ad nauseum*.
*not that{8(

i feel quite ill - goodnight b3ta!
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:29,
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go and have a tug, you'll feel much more relaxed ;)
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:43,
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GOOD NIGHT b3ta!

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so you can at least got to bed with the lovely warm glow from knowing that you've made me happy!
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:51,
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they'll think im asleep (my parents are retired - yes im living at home)
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08,
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Needs more shiny nail varnish to bring me off
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:36,
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