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# morning pearoast
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# snot on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Tried it once.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Icy watyu did their.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# hahahah!
That looks like it would make a great low budget horror movie: "Giant Flaming Peas from Beyond the Grave"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Unoffical sequel to
The Poddington Peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Down at the bottom of the garden ON FIRE
Among the birds and the bees ON FIRE
There live a lot of little people ON FIRE
They're called the Poddington Peas ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *copyrights*
sounds like a winner to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I'm starting to think my band should record this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# the poddington peas encourage vegetarianism.
I don't want my/our children learning about vegetarianism at such a young age. They're only kids for fuck's sake. Let them grow up before exposing them to the darkness of the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# You make a good point.
Replace peas with ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# The Poddington Hams.
That has a disproportionately pleasing effect on me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I do try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# The Hammington Hams?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ^this
Down at the bottom of the meat locker,
Amoungst the beef and the lamb,
live a lot of little people,
they're called the poddington hams....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# lambs
yeah, lambs. beefs too.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# just a few amendments :D
Down at the bottom of the graveyard ON FIRE
Among the corpses and the zombies ON FIRE
There live a lot of killer legumes ON FIRE
They're called the Poddington Undead Peas ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# too much copy and paste
and not enough rhymings
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# zombies and peas rhyme well enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
#
Down at the bottom of the graveyard
Decaying corpses, undead zombies
Look out something green and charred
Fiery fiery undead Peas
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# now that's just to far from the original.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# with a sequel having crappy WTF title "P is For Terror"
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# so you deleted your previous pea
...and then post another

*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# no
u fail.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# apologies...
its still early
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# mwahaha
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# is this actually a pearoast or a pun?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# well, he said it was a pearoast
and... oh fucking hell

apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Pfffft ...
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# is this actually a reposted image or a picture of a morning pearoast?
ed: filenamed, missed that one :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Looks more like grilling to me...
pfft spang
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# nah that's what nood got last time!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# yeah
a really creative one with such originality too, my I was told there.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hahah!! you're enjoying this!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Oh how tempting to delete....
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Pearoast thread?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# KILL IT
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)