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# soz
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hellfrog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# As long as you've got your hellfrog
That's the thing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# then what?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Then
We go on sexy killing deathwish funtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ooooOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo
Please add to calender!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Nooooo!
I shall save him (and his lottery ticket)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# he spent it on a trip to Hawaii during volcano season
silly toad
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *Calls International Rescue*
"Virgil, we'll need the Toad / Volcano equipment in Pod 3"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Frog"spawn"of satan?
Spawn on Saturn?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# the PORN of Satan
.. think on THAT little play on words for a while my friend...

Chew on THAT tasty little lick...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Thinks..........
...wanders off with a bemused look and without his trousers (again)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *moves into trousers*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# All fear teh Apocalypse Toad!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ha! i like
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# What?
In other news, I have home made Norwegian apple cake and home made custard!

What are you all eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I have just finished masticating a nutrigrain bar
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Bah!
Needs more fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *goes out and buys a bag of pork scratchings to wash it down with*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Braw!
You should also heat up some lard for fluid refreshment!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That was my old party trick, that was.
'Drink' a pint glass full of Pork Scratchings.

No, don't look at me like that, it was!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You filthy spacktard you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well, there's more than a grain of truth in that, sir
So, fair enough. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah. I know.
Not quite as 'manly' as the other gem: Drink a normal-size bottle of Tabasco down in one.

I've dined out for free many a time on that one. :D

...and this one I can still do....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Maltesers
from a line on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Did you snort them?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# no
I nommed them right the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Beezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Norwegian apple cake and home made custard
...If I can jemmy this lock on the your bathroom window
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I WIN! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# and?
What would you do if you could jemmy this lock on his bathroom window?

*baits breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Why sneak in and steal aforesaid pudding and sauce
pausing only to leave my trademark monogrammed thong at the scene......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# And you wonder why you didn't get the gig as the Milk Tray man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That, and my allergy to black velevt cat burglar suits
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I'm am not eating anything now, but earlier, I did eat a "Carrot Passion Cake" with almost absurd amounts of buttercream on it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds like my passion cake
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The Passion of the cake?
*needs more whipping [cream]
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# There's certainly a lot of passion when I make my cake
usually after the bearded wife has a bite of the cake and then says "You. Bedroom. Now!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# 0.0
You might try a pinch less powdered tiger penis in your Viagra sponge mix in future!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oooh!
Sounds nice.

I made my custard a little too sweet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I moved on from buying cheesecake everyday in an attempt to curm my now legendary sugar intake,
only to have found the delights of carrot passion cake...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I had Sudanese stuff
and mint tea with a friend I haven't seen in a while.

It was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Beezer!
And what is Sudanese food like?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# this was:
falafel and baba ganush and marinated aubergine and feta cheese and chili sauce and yoghurt sauce and salad and wraps and humus and things.

Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Sounds proper nom!
I want to try Sudanese food!

Was this place in London per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# nope Edinburgers
but I'm sure they have them in London village

... I would bet on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# There's a great Ethiopian/Mid-African joint up in my neck of the woods.
Fantastic grub - gaz me for details.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Birthday Cake
of course!
^-^
Day of gleeness :D
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hey,
I meant to wish you a happy birthday last night!

Happy Birthday! And condolences on no longer being a young person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# well done
remember to arsehole a bottle of absinthe tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Does it work better
from that end????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# nothing
my tummy is poorly after putting half a bottle of econa jamaican hot sauce on my pizza last night
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I have no sympathy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he's a toad in a whole
lotta trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Winner!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# is it his fault we don't have any banks any more
... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# He seams hot!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Arf!
What has happened to noobmaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He's been around
just not as much.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Shame.
He was wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# haha
you got me ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# This is the best thing I've ever seen.
MOAR BOLLOX FROG PLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)