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(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# NO!
i am Connors' Silken Kneecaps
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I Am Connors' Shifty Nails.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I Am Connors' Removable Foreskin©.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I am Connor's Perforated Eardrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I Am Connors' Brazen Eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I Am Connors' Swollen Tearducts.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I Am Connors' Inflamed Sense Of Rejection.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I Am Connor's Schiztophrenic Voices.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I Am Connors' Memories Of Auschwitz.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I Am Connor's Amusment At This.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I Am Connors' LoL
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I am Connor's Dreams of Gary Rhodes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I Am Connors' Anger at Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I Am Connor's Hatred of Ray Mears So much he spawned Bear Grylls
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I Am Bear Grylls
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I Am Oh No You Didnt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I Am Connor's Buffy the Vampire Slayer All Series DVD Boxset.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# What a cunt...
drinking his own man piss.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Haha I saw that, surely the camera crew had to aswell,
or their big truck carrying all the equipment couldnt spare some water for the twunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hehe,
precisely
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# From inside a fresly skinned rattlesnake.
Was it him who drank elephant poo-water too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# anything for TV eh. ;(
Next week they'll have him tromboning a Rhino.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# From a snake, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I Am Connor's Deviated Septum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I Am Connor's Venereal Disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I Am Connor's Weeping Sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I Am Connor's Ten Year Dead Mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I Am Connors' Diabetes Mellitus
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I Am Connor's Leftover Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I Am Connor's Disapproval of Fairy Tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I Am Connor's Secret Lust For The Big Bad Wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I Am Connor's Lobotomised Anus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am Connors, Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# this^
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I Am Connor's Satisfying Lovelife.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am Connor's Fear of Penguins
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I Am Connors' Mingedoctor©.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# mingedoctor, mingedoctor, make me a match
find me a find
snatch me a snatch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# There's laws against that kind of thing, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# laws were made to be broken
or at least damaged
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Mildly soiled?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# *checks undercrackers*
no, not today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Beautiful poetry! I cried a bit...
..from my willy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# i cried from my willy once
then i remembered that i don't have a willy and i got very confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I Am Connor's Friend.
What's going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# i am conner and so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# OH HAI THERE CONNOR
OH WAIT
.....


LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DRAWING HAPPY.
THE VAN THING HAS BROKEN ME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# >:(
IT IS NOT MAKING ME HAPPY

BUT THANKYOU FOR TRYING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Stop van think! Make happy think! Ye olde happy think!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ROFFLERUFFS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# it's all the rage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Thats my halloween fancy dress sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Have your defences ready.
www.b3ta.com/board/8858653
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# SHIT BIRD PLATES OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# dress as a box of dessicated coconut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Or not, we went as ghostbusters last year
we need an idea for another 4 piece
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# abba.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ON HALLOWEEN?!?!?! SHOCK HORROR!
Although we did watch MAMA-MIA on the coach to sunderland, damn thats a terrible film
THe only saving grace is the fact that bond sings
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# my mate lent me that film
i told her that it was useless to me without a hammer.
you could dress as abba in zombie form.
or the scooby doo gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Haha that could be fun
Anyway I have a lecture in...er... 7.5 hours

SO:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ha ha alone in a double bed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# >:( ITS A SAD TIME FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Nite
9am lectures are one of the things I don't miss about uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# nite nite!
i shall think of you being lectured as i open my gifts tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD THATS SWALLOWED A PLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *glees*
i knew someone would get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Blackadder?
*needs to get the scripts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# yes.
bugger the scripts, just get all 4 series on dvd and watch them relentlessly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Fuck that, watch anything by chris morris over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# especially
The Day Today
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hard!
Also Barley aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# wasn't quite so keen on Barley
looking forward to Charlie Brooker's new zombie big brother spoof, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Oh cool, not heard anything of his new project
Sounds promising
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# oh yes
he said he loved Shaun of the Dead, but didn't want to do a retread, so he's going for horror with comedy rather than the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i am shitting bricks of pure delight waiting for this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# what a lovely metaphor
I've just realised I am, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Join forces
and build a joyhouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# yay!
*plays in shitty joyhouse*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# square head is faulty sausage reject
You are the real rod hull, you are him!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I think this has broken me
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# eye haz nose saaand :(
wot E sayz plz?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Variations on "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"
There are drums and whatnot in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i wish the internet had subtitties like on tv
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Press 888
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# OH NOES IT CAUGHT FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Haha, yes I did feel slightly strange after watching that
It's sort of hypnotic. Makes me want to watch Withnail & I again massively.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# that is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Connor i am, Hai.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I am Hai, Connor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hai, am I Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Am i Hai, Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Hai Connor! I *AM*!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Connor. Hai, am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Oh my god, Connor! What's happened to you!
I told you to lay of the hard stuff! Connor? CONNOR!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I, Connor, am Hai...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I cant help but think this would all be a lot easier if I got a graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You're doing perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You dont have a tablets?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# AH FUCK NO
NO NO NO FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
RUMBLED :(

*HIDES UNDER THE COVERS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i am connor's smirking revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I Am Connors' Raging Bileduct.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I am Connor's failing liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Bah, both before me!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# LOLEROF*Cut to porn scene*FLE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hello, raging bileduct
have you met connor's failing liver?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# OH HA...
ng on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# SHUT UP, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# NO SHARNT
NERRR NERRRRRRNNEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'm getting gaz messages from people telling me they hate pasanonic
YOU'RE NOT ALONE GUYS, BUT I CAN'T FIX THE PROBLEM, SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# without hate
there can be no love
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# SAVE US, GRONKPAN.
YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# WHEN EVERYONE STARTS TALKING IN CAPITALS
HE GOES TO BED. HE SAID SO LAST NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# well, then
there's your pasanonic repellent right there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I'm still waiting for Bob Geldof's "Make Pasanonic History" campaign.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# |:<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# EYEBROW SAD. OR POINTYEYEBROW UNIMPRESSED?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# |:|
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# ¦3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)