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# It's not him that's moving
it's everything else.

Ningles la jolie Joliet, and you lot as well. I made a picture for today, but it shall wait until later as damn it, it took me AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# damn everything else! *shakes fist*
Ningles Captain. Is all well on the good ship Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'm tired and my coffee mug runneth dry
but essentially all systems are operating to at least 70% of capacity, which is good for just gone half nine.

What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I'm tired and my tea mug runneth dry
but I don't want to get up and make another one because I will have to make one for the boss as well and he works all the way across the other end of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Oh sod him. I'd stay there if I were you.
Email him and say if he doesn't make tea immediately you'll say he touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's a good job I didn't have any tea when I read that otherwise it would now be decorating my monitor!

He's nipped out for a fag. I might go and quickly make myself one now

*stealths*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *hums mission impossible*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# remember to dissipate any tea fumes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# DAH DAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Job done! *sips* Ahhhhhh!

Just have to do it all over again in 10 minutes when this cuppa runs out.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# what happens later?
does b3ta get better after lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Well it's the only thing I've got
see, posting an image on the board is like making love to a beautiful woman. First you've got to tickle it's pulsating underbelly with your horangulator, then gently massage it's throbbing iPolyps, and only then can you screamingly ejaculate hot spurts of creamy images all over her whorish face, the little slut.

Edit: Bloody last time I waste time on a post for YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *proof-reads*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Now there's an unexpected reaction.
Or is this some new debauchery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I haven't got any pants on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *calls the Pentagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ah, I knew I'd left them somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# The idea of you
skipping gayly about the planet, tossing your knickers behind you with a big smile is quite endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sorry
I didn't see it.

Believe me, it's not a wasted post, if this precome is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)