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# Some hookey gear for mike woz ere
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# From a bloke in Shepherds Bush
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *sticking a pony in my pocket
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ah tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Bisto's less well known advertising campaign.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# But most anticipated
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# do they do man gravy now then?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ha ha
office guffufle there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# All I can picture is molten nipples trickling out of a saucepan now.
Smells revolting, though still an improvement on bisto.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Shirley
Tit gravy is milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# can you make cheese from it?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *pens letter to Brainiac to ask them to find out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Well, I'm from
Hammersmith but I'll meet you on the Goldhawk road if you want more than 10 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Fuck Hammersmith
I got lost for two hours wandering around that shitehole with the spacktard residents not knowing one end of the road from the other!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# haha. I hardly go there now
as it has become the capital of Poland. However it's really quite an easy place to get around it's just 2 blocks. The posh bit west of Shepherd's bush going up to Chiswick. And the shit bit north of Bush road comprising Hammermith road and the Broadway. Go too fae east and you are in West Ken, too far south and you are in Fulham or the river. Too far north you are in Bush ( or god, forbid, Acton ) and too far west you can come to tea! It's really not that big a borough.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# oh hai sPas
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *sticks a pony in her pocket and gets the suitcase out of the van*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *calls the animal protection league*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *wants the best 'uns and doesn't ask questions*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I always thought that it was sung by Nicholas Lyndhurst
and still whenever I hear it, it sounds like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# was it not?
*googles*
blimey, well you learn something new every day.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Sorry.
:(
I've acted abominably.
I am sorry people of board.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# And when I say "people" I do mean it losely.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Pack that in.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Sorry.
I really am very sorry and ashamed of myself.
Sorry.
I get a bit carried away sometimes and i shouldn't and I am sorry and bobson told me to do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Post some photos of your cock please
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ^
I've always wondered about Ade Edmonson and this is the closest I'll ever get.

I'll fuck off back to QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# we all love you bald sack of monkeynuts
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Plug it in
plug it in.


Dust? Anybody? No?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# losely?
its the inverse of the most prolific spelling mistake on the web!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I always do that.
But I never miss an opportunity to have a go at people for it.
I suppose Ishould be sorry for that too.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# oh god no
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# No.
Look. I've been a prick. I owe everyone an apology. bobson made me do it but I am sorry. I've only made things worse between the boards and it shouldn't be because we all share a sense of humour and are mostly lovely people and I am sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# WHAT? WHA?
WHY DOES HE AND BALDMONKEY GET STUFF, BUT I DON'T ?

YOU'RE RUBBISH, UNTIL I RECEIVE STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Shut up MUSLIM JIHAD EXTREMIST B3TA TERRORIST NAZI TODLER
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# GIVE ME STUFF !
GOOD STUFF TOO !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# make me a painting you MUSLIM JIHAD EXTREMIST B3TA TERRORIST NAZI LESBIAN PORN SPAMMER TODLERFART
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)