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# BEEP BOOP BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It's the melody to Funky Town
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hmm...
I'm leaning toward Kraftwerks "autobahn" myself.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# That group is a bit cheesy if you ask me
*ducks*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Won't you take me to
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# chinatowwwwwn
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# OH GOD NOW THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD
I'M SENDING YOU A WHOLE FUCKING CRATE OF PEARS FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I ate two naxi pears yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# you ate two maxi pads yesterday?
Fuck, was the grocery store closed or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# You ate two Maxi priests yesterday?
Did you cover them with some reggae reggae sauce?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I googled this on the google
but I'm still not sure what you mean.
I think I should probably insert a precautionary FUCK YOU just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I'd be careful what I say to a guy who eats taxi cabs.
TWO of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# They look like apples
but they're PEARS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Crafty bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I think it should be this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashi_Pear
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# BAPPLE PAPPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# the Soul Coughing version is pretty sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# 6,6,2,6,2
after that I get a bit lost

Also, the chorus to suicide is painless (the theme tune to MASH)

3,2,3,2,3,2

2,3,2,3,2,3,2
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Who is the picture in your profile of?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# James Spader in drag.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# he's a pretty woman.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# he's a pretty man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# HE'S PRETTY AWESOME, IS WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)