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# I appreciate this



on a side note, why am i so fucking cold?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Do you
live in a freezer?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# no.
well, atleast i don't think i do.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Are you
anywhere near a witches tit?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You're never more than 10 feet away from a witch's tit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
right - I'm off to start my own board... with blackjack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# POKER AND PROPS I TOLD YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# go on then
but just because you're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# and because you shouted it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yeeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# In fact, forget the blackjack
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nah, that'd be Black Jack
I think he was a gardener. This is blackjack. It's what he called his knob.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# FACT:
in London you're never more than 16' away from a witches tit...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha get out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# how did you do that?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# MIND PISS
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# b3ta is the enemy of
originality...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# 100% FACT
This could be why this country is so bleedin cold, it is shaped like a witches tit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# the national road system is based on a network of
witch's tits which was laid down many aeons ago in the 70s... that's why no one gets the train anywhere, because it's cheaper and more annoying to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It is
colder by train.
I think they should start including witches tits on weather maps...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# You might be dead
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# The burning pile of limbs in the corner has died down?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Dunno but I'm fucking freezing as well
I think it's about 5 degrees out there which doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# whine whine whine whine whine
you're too cold because you're a naked skinny animal cowering in the bushes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# but in a sense
aren't we all?

*rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# in the sense that we're also all
not whatever it was that I said, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Mmmm
i see, i see...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Cos you're a Polar Bear
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)