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# When the wife worked for a computer company that rhymes with Tompusys
they used to make him CLIMB IN their compactor to move stuff about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Forgive my lack of understanding...
but does that not in some way defeat the object of having a compactor in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# move stuff about
not crush it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Indeed, that's why most companies employ a golem for these purposes.
GOLEM! CRUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Did he have a permit for working in a confined space?
/h&s rant
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# oh my
i have seen pictures of the results of people doing that - i went green
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They are 100%, pure organic, Tesco Finest bastards.
That's not their only legally questionable activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# nothing
eye infection
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# they'll more than likely get some sort of
comeuppance ... hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Christ!
At a large printers I used to work for, one guy was working late one night IN one of the printing machines and managed to get himself crushed. We didn't find out until the following day, when we were trying to find out why the paper was coming out pink.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# oh oh oh oh oh
OH OH OH OH OH

OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I think
"shitshitshitRRRAAAARGHHHshitshitshitI'MBEINGFUCKINGCRUSHEDARRRGHFUCKSHITMYLEGSARRRGGGHHHH" is more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D he then moved onto printing
and cut himself open on plates at least once a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that's fucking gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it took a long while to get over the shock
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and clean out the presses
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah i can imagine, he'd be pretty fucking flat too!!
badum-tish!!

*inappropriate lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hewlett-Packard?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# urgh - I'm going home
everyone's done my ideas better and quicker than me today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# awww does prof want a mop and a cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I fink so...
this week's been a bit rough on the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# he used to work for Apple?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# How many of these should I expect, boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# how many computer companies can you think of?
... erm Acer, Asus, Compaq, Dell... meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Better than working for peanuts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# depends on the market value of either comodity
the weight you receive as remuneration... and the shelf life and associated logistical costs of housing and trading the goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)